random quotes.

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 2:07 am

"You can't pee into a Mr. Coffee and get Taster's Choice!" - Dama Carvey as Ross Perot

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 2:37 pm

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining" - Judge Judy (very often)

"And as President, I promise to work 24/7. That is, 24 days a month, 7 months a year." - Will Farrel impersonating George Bush

FurryCurry · Post by **FurryCurry** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 7:45 pm

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin. 8)

FurryCurry · Post by **FurryCurry** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 7:57 pm

Ah! I should have included my sig quote.
It's Iago from Shakespeare's Othello.

Here's one more a friend uses as his sig:

To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell. -Marquis de Sade

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 8:04 pm

"Ah distinctly I remember twas in the bleak december..."
- "The Raven" Edgar Allen Poe

"I'll believe that whem me shit turns green and leprichauns jump out 'o' me arse!"
- Super Troopers

"Countith not unto 2 not unto 4 thus to 3. One, two, five. Three Sir. Right!"
- Monty Python and the search for the holy grail

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 8:08 pm

This next quote is form a comiden's rutine where he is impersonating Jack Nicholson if he were a police officer.

"A man drives past a stop sign without stoping and a cop pulls him over.

(Jack) You just drove past that stop sign without stoping.

(Driver) Stop, slow down whats the diffrence?

(Jack) Let me paint a senario for ya, I a beating you over the head with a golf club, do you want me to slowdown, or stop?"

Heero_Yuy84 · Post by **Heero_Yuy84** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 9:46 pm

"It's always fascinating to watch a young ego just before it dies" -- The Pointy Haired Boss (Dilbert)

"Bless me? You know what God did for me? He threw an 18-wheel truck at me...bounced me into nowhere for 5 years...when I woke up my job was gone, my girl was gone, my legs are just about useless...bless me...God's been a real sport to me..." -- Christopher Walken in 'The Dead Zone'

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Sat Nov 02, 2002 12:51 pm

"If you are feeling natious and you play on a football team here's what you do. Walk slowly up to an enemy player and tell them to come over to you so you can whisper a secret about your team to them them when they are there talking with you make sure you are talking into his ear hole, and throw up inside his helmet. Voila you just said "good luck" in german."

- R-A-N-M-A and his football buddies

If you want quotes check out my profile.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 12:52 pm

"What?....you like Krogers?....You.....what?....Shutup." ~Fyrtenheimer

say this to ppl when they're trying to argue with u, just keep cutting them off
it's just so damn funny

: D

temjin · Post by **temjin** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 1:48 pm

kamoc: dude, temjin, that pink font makes you look like a girl
temjin: am i pretty girl?
kamoc: ach, mein thirstein