GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO GET A GF!!!!!!!!!!!

biggerm69 · Post by **biggerm69** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 9:04 am

i need advice on how to get a girlfriend please help me.when i talk to girls online they like me and like to talk to me(matter of fact they never leave me the fuck alone)but when i talk to them they say piss off or smack the shit out of me or something cuz i'm ugly,fat,and ugly.PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE BESIDES LOSE WEGHT I TRIED THAT AND IT'S HARD!!!!!!!

Wykith · Post by **Wykith** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 9:28 am

Brother you are in the wroooooooong place.

Oh, and as far as losing weight. Good deal, keep trying.

Cain T. Longshot · Post by **Cain T. Longshot** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:03 am

Why is it the hopeless romantics come here seeking advice on women? o.o?

Ey! When it comes to women, try to find one that will exccept you for you, try it, it may just work.

Chaos Angel · Post by **Chaos Angel** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:41 am

First and foremost, stop stressing about it. This is key. Don't worry so much about getting a "girlfriend", per se. If you spend all of your time worrying about it and stressing over it and trying like hell to make it happen, it never will. Just be courteous and decent, and not an ass. Make friends (platonic) with girls. In time, you may find yourself particularly attracted to one girl, or one may find herself particularly attracted to you. Give it time. The key thing to remember is that nothing happens overnight.

BTW, if you are being slapped and told to piss off, I would be willing to bet that one of two things is the case.

(1) The girls you are talking to are entirely appearence oriented and do not care about who and how you are, only what you look like. Forget about them. If you are bathing everyday and don't wear the same clothes for a month at a time without washing them, or have any other questionable bodily health habits that are not biological in nature, then they have the problem, not you. Look for girls with good personalities.

(2) You are saying or doing things that they find offensive. Now, think carefully here. How are you approaching these girls that you want to ask out? Are you being polite? Or are you using cheap pick-up lines? Before immediately assuming that the fault lies with the girls you ask out, carefully evaluate how you are approaching them. It may be the case that you need an attitude change.

You said you are trying to lose weight, but it's hard. What are you doing to try and lose weight? When starting a weight-loss program, start small and work up. Me, I dropped about 15 lbs over one summer by not snacking on junk food. I started eating vegetables and fruits as snacks instead of candy and stuff. I drank water, not soda, when I was thirsty. It's better for you, and sodas just makes you thirstier due to all the salt. I hardly ever drink soda anymore. Also, start exercising. Nothing huge, just take brisk walks through the park or something. Personally, I can testify to the good that eliminating junk foods and eating healthier can do for you. Also, avoid carbohydrates. I've gained some weight since last year because I didn't watch my carb intake. Carbohydrates are very, very bad as snacks. They stockpile with inactivity (carbohydrates are breads, pastas, etc.).

I hope that at least something I have said here helps you somewhat. The most important thing, though, is to not stress over it. Just relax. Take a deep breath and chill the hell out.

In High School, I actually wrote a letter similar to this to an advice column in my school paper (anonymously, of course!!). They told me what I just told you. Chill out. Settle down. Make friends (platonic) with girls; don't be so jumpy about getting a "girlfriend", per se. Be a friend. Worry about the other crap when it comes up. Hell, some of my best friends are girls, but I can't see myself dating them.

Stress will kill you. So avoid it.

Cain T. Longshot · Post by **Cain T. Longshot** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:48 am

Chaos...that was print worthy!

Now if i could only find a woman myself that was that understanding...

akatoro · Post by **akatoro** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:49 am

Yah, I didn't read Chaos Angel's note, but since it's Chaos Angel it must be good.

Don't rush off to show your emotions or affection towards a girl, be calm.

I can't really give any tips, because you shouldn't have to change in order to get a GF. You must be yourself otherwise any eventual relationship will be based on a lie, which is you, and can never be true.

I found new qualities in myself which I did not know was sought after. I have a pretty grim expression or so people say, but people close to me think my smiles and grins are cute. And how I make whining noises and hide behind a pillow when I've said something pervy... Basically: Let your tongue loose = Hide it by blushing and sucking up a little =D

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:49 am

"Hey there. Nice shoes, lets fuck"

beautiful.

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:55 am

biggerm69 wrote:i need advice on how to get a girlfriend please help me.when i talk to girls online they like me and like to talk to me(matter of fact they never leave me the fuck alone)but when i talk to them they say piss off or smack the shit out of me or something cuz i'm ugly,fat,and ugly.PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE BESIDES LOSE WEGHT I TRIED THAT AND IT'S HARD!!!!!!!

Those Girls on the internet (that one named Beth) are actually 50 men with no life.

Chaos Angel · Post by **Chaos Angel** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:04 pm

akatoro wrote:Yah, I didn't read Chaos Angel's note, but since it's Chaos Angel it must be good.

You're going to give me a big head, Akatoro... ^_^

Thanks!

El Banana wrote:"Hey there. Nice shoes, lets fuck"

...That's awful! 0_o

FirestormXIII · Post by **FirestormXIII** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:18 pm

Yea, what Chaos said

Oh yea, and good grammar couldn't hurt

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