Pirates of the Caribbean (i'm such an original, I know)

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:29 am

Gadoo wins.

You know what you didn't see in "Pirates"? You didn't see the rum or the cursing that goes with the pirate lifestyle (and a grand lifestyle it was, too).

But you DID see the hardcore sodomy. Which isn't so grand.

Perhaps it would've made sense in a historical accuracy context (things "happen" when you are out at sea with no other people but dirty, unlikable men like yourself), and had been shown in seperate dedicated scenes. But it's kind of strange when two guys are talking about pieces of eight and finding the captain's treasure ship in general terms, and a big black pirate guy is "packing the cannon" of one of them from behind.

Just an observation. Did they get that from the ride?

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:33 am

stare at my rabbit.

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:37 am

kthulhu wrote:Perhaps it would've made sense in a historical accuracy context (things "happen" when you are out at sea with no other people but dirty, unlikable men like yourself), and had been shown in seperate dedicated scenes. But it's kind of strange when two guys are talking about pieces of eight and finding the captain's treasure ship in general terms, and a big black pirate guy is "packing the cannon" of one of them from behind.

Just an observation. Did they get that from the ride?

only a gay guy would notice stuff like that...

KungPaoChicken · Post by **KungPaoChicken** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:44 am

kthulhu wrote:But you DID see the hardcore sodomy. Which isn't so grand.

in the book Timeline they talk about how they killed a gay English king by sticking a metal tube up his ass and stuck a hot poker through it till he died.

fyrt loves that scene in the book

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:45 am

shut cho mouth

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 3:47 am

gadoo wrote:only a gay guy would notice stuff like that...

Well, didn't you see it? I'm not the only one who saw it, right?

Please, PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one

!

Kracus · Post by **Kracus** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 6:48 am

Disney only does a bad job with sequels cause they don't care to take it to the movie scene. When they do care its still good. My example is Toy Story 2, I thought it was funnier then the original.

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 7:15 am

Toy Story 2 was only distributed by Disney. Pixar Entertainment was behind the writing and production of the film.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 9:24 am

Ugh, I'm inlove with those movies.

I even collect the toys and posters, t-shirts, what not.

Kuchiro · Post by **Kuchiro** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 11:26 am

I probably wouldn't be opposed to a "Pirates" sequel if all the recent Disney sequels weren't so... CHEESY. I'm almost afraid of what they might DO to the movie if they make another one. (Totally screw it up, no doubt.) It's only a rumor (that there will be a second "Pirates"), but I hope that that's ALL it is. What are they gonna call it, "Pirates of the Caribbean 2, the Return of Bootstrap"? *shudders*