Please insult my programming. I'd be honored.

Tab. · Post by **Tab.** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 5:22 pm

The RIAA will kill you all.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 5:29 pm

Columbia Pictures is already out for my blood.

I must have really hurt the set designers and stuntmen.

HungryCrackPot · Post by **HungryCrackPot** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 1:06 am

OH SHIT I JUST GOT A COOL STRAP ON DILDO ON FAGNACOCK

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 1:21 am

Edahs Nibas wrote:Please report to your local Phasmus and Company Liquidation Facillity for liquidation. I stopped at reading ".NET". Please do not start me on the evils of .NET.
Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter!
Glinko.

Hey, .NET is cool! It gets applications to talk with each other based off standard protocols...
COM allows apps to call methods of other apps, DCOM alloed you to do it over several instaled, and RPC allowed you to call things remotely.
.NET is the next step, naturally - getting your Billing, Inventory and Shipping systems to talk in XML and share data... good news for business!

See the Cassini webserver. With IIS.NET, you can use the .NET Framework and builtin webhosting objects to allow apps to start their own mini webserver, for remote administration or such.

With Crystal Reports and .NET, you can print nice looking papers and labels and, well, reports through XML data. Such as from your PLM/collaboration groupware Oracle databases, then export from Database to XML with .NET, which sends it to Crystal and uses IIS.NET system or even SMTP Server .NET to send it to your handy.

.NET is cool, admit it! You just want Visual Studio too...

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 1:36 am

HungryCrackPot wrote:OH SHIT I JUST GOT A COOL STRAP ON DILDO ON FAGNACOCK

With .NET and Crystal Reports, you can print out a list of all the users on your Fagnarok server (Aegis preferred, Yare and Athena ok) which have over 500000 zeny and order them in a list... then send it to a PDF.

Or with .NET and Crystal Analysis, you can get charts of the items distribution and then sort by character classe. Ok, select all of the users from the Assassin classe... now counting their Zeny and of course their items. Make a BIG graph that proclaims, for Assassins with 370000 Zeny, they have an average of 17 swords. In full colour too!

Yes, I find things like that fun! While HungryCrackPot is out doing something nasty, like getting "laid", I'm here at the office getting my daily dose of Oracle9i. Life is great!

Edahs Nibas · Post by **Edahs Nibas** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:14 am

danielwang wrote:
Edahs Nibas wrote:Please report to your local Phasmus and Company Liquidation Facillity for liquidation. I stopped at reading ".NET". Please do not start me on the evils of .NET.
Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter!
Glinko.
Hey, .NET is cool! It gets applications to talk with each other based off standard protocols...
COM allows apps to call methods of other apps, DCOM alloed you to do it over several instaled, and RPC allowed you to call things remotely.
.NET is the next step, naturally - getting your Billing, Inventory and Shipping systems to talk in XML and share data... good news for business!

See the Cassini webserver. With IIS.NET, you can use the .NET Framework and builtin webhosting objects to allow apps to start their own mini webserver, for remote administration or such.

With Crystal Reports and .NET, you can print nice looking papers and labels and, well, reports through XML data. Such as from your PLM/collaboration groupware Oracle databases, then export from Database to XML with .NET, which sends it to Crystal and uses IIS.NET system or even SMTP Server .NET to send it to your handy.

.NET is cool, admit it! You just want Visual Studio too...

First....

Set sail for Bloatware Island! AHOY FIRST MATE PHALLUS, OF THE SS ROMAN STYLE.
Second....
I like Linux. I like languages that aren't OPERATING SYSTEM DEPENDENT.
Third....
"If it REQUIRES that you use x instead of the alternatives y and z, it's not worth a damn." (Paraphrasing)
Fourth....
IIS is notorious for having awesome abilities like "Sucking" and "Lacking any form of security besides 'Making people laugh while drinking a can of Jolt, then choking and DYING.'"
Fifth....
Do you worship SATAN?