What the HECK?!

Satomi · Post by **Satomi** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 3:12 pm

jonmartensen wrote:
Satomi wrote:It's illegal but we still do it. I don't think there is enough room in jail for all of the people who do that and don't have money for the fine...

And I geuss that justifies it, right?

I never said that. I was just stating that it's impossible to catch all of the people that do that. And so the downloading continues.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 3:56 pm

Central scrutinizer:

This is the central scrutinizer...it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven’t been passed yet. it is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *the death penalty* (or affect your parents’ credit rating). Our criminal institutions are for little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called music!

Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being currently described in tiny paragraphs so they won’t conflict with the constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate the future).

I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in music...the white zone is for loading and unloading only...if you have to load or unload, go to the white zone... you’ll love it...it’s a way of life...ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...hi, it’s me, I’m back. This is the central scrutinizer...the white zone is for loading and unloading only...if yah gotta load or if yah gotta unload, go to the white zone. You’ll love it...it’s a way of life. that’s right, you’ll love it, it’s a way of life, that’s right, you’ll love it, it’s a way of life, you’ll love i
Is, is, the central scrutinizer!

jonmartensen · Post by **jonmartensen** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 4:08 pm

You make me feel like your avatar.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 4:14 pm

Satomi wrote:
jonmartensen wrote:
Satomi wrote:It's illegal but we still do it. I don't think there is enough room in jail for all of the people who do that and don't have money for the fine...

And I geuss that justifies it, right?

I never said that. I was just stating that it's impossible to catch all of the people that do that. And so the downloading continues.

Well, it's great to follow the logic of Bubba Sparxxx.

To quote one of his retarded songs, "Forget about the law, they can't arrest us all!"

I personally don't like to download music, but I don't like buying it either, at 10-20 bucks a fucking album. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to listen to the radio.

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Mon Jul 28, 2003 7:44 pm

jonmartensen wrote:You make me feel like your avatar.

Central Scrutinizer:

Hello there...this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the other criminals from the music business...you know...the ones who get caught...it's a horrible place, painted all green on the inside, where musicians and former executives take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other...

(As the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER chuckles to himself for a moment, FATHER RILEY, who became BUDDY JONES, steps into view in his new identity: FATHER RILEY B. JONES, Prison Chaplain, who, in a rather heavy-handed piece of imagery, is now entrusted with the job of singing this song as he assists the captured executives in their quest for new meat to plook, and, once having found these victims for the princes of the industry, trades them little blobs of sanctified lubricant jelly for cigarettes and candy bars while he holds them down so the execs won't have to work too hard when they stick it in.)

...Anyway, listen, while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be a promo man for a major record company, named Bald-Headed Jon... King of the Plookers...

(C) FZ 1979