Which Would You Prefer? [manner of death]

jasper-isis · Post by **jasper-isis** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 7:26 pm

Taking poison right before jumping from the top of a skyscraper. Imagine the world melting away as you fall...

Farmboybob · Post by **Farmboybob** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 7:37 pm

I've seriously been saying this for years, and I mean it too. I swear it.
I want to be jumping out of a window (at least 5 stories up) with guns shooting (very specific, I MUST have 2 MP5). I have to be getting shot while I'm going through the window and the room HAS to be exploding, and I have to be able to kill the person who is shooting me. And I want my opponents gun/s to kill me, not the impact of the fall.

I'm totally serious. I've been saying this for 4 years now.

SnhKnives · Post by **SnhKnives** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 7:43 pm

yeah, but what if no one saw it? what would kinda suck. it would have to be out of a New York sky scraper, then that would be awesome...and it wouldnt matter if the bullet killed you or not. ground = instant death.

as for myself id like to die for the sake of the one i love, that would be my optimal choice of death.

pyro_256 · Post by **pyro_256** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:45 pm

i'd rather get killed quickly than slowly, and guns could kill you as slow as knives, so it'd depend on where i'd be shot or stabbed.

Satomi · Post by **Satomi** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:49 pm

Despite my suicidal tendencies, I want to die by the sword. To me, that has honor in it.

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 8:58 pm

i wanna die by the chainsaw

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:14 pm

Of course I'd want to be shot, quick and painless is the only way to go.

The actual method of death would be being stabbed. Puncture through lower abdomen, along a major nervous center for maximum painful effects. Any long object will do, as long as not blunt (messy). Perpendicular angle. With a blade measuring at least one meter, preferably a sword as you would be able to feel the tension of the object insertion/removal. Oh, and slowly.

The prospect of conscious death from blood loss sounds interesting... I've already experienced some of the effects (numbish "missing" extremeties, loss of reasoning ability, nausea). Just hang upside down for a few minutes and then rapidly stand back up, it feels strange.

as for myself id like to die for the sake of the one i love, that would be my optimal choice of death.

Forget symbolic value, society is more important to me.
Just my 0,02E Euro.

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:17 pm

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A major news and media event. Preceded by introductory press conference and televised on national TV.

Actually, just the opposite. I personally would not want to be noticed.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:24 pm

The perfect blaze of glory...

7:30 PM on a cool spring night, driving through the center of a town where the historic district/center of town might be located inside of an old mostly wooden car as it slowly catches on fire. Driving at 5-10 MPH, windows down, and laughing as loudly as possible only to laugh harder when the flames reach you.

Make sure to do this when the area is densely populated and plenty of people are out walking.

azulmagia · Post by **azulmagia** » Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:48 pm

What ridiculous ideas. The best way to go is to expire while gettin' yer freak on with a chick. Might as well die doing something you enjoy. Beats going the way Elvis did, i.e., takin' a dump. In addition, if you knock her up you there is a possibility as being reincarnated as the kid, at least according to Norman Mailer in one of his books.