THESE BUMPER STICKERS R COOOL!!!!

wolf_hunter · Post by **wolf_hunter** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 2:08 am

seen:

-uh.......-

now thats a bumper sticker

mine:

- :insert random insanity here: -

8)

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:24 am

i have one that sasy "i may be fat, but you're ugly and i can diet"

ithaqua · Post by **ithaqua** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 12:16 am

Come The Rapture, Can I Have Your Car?

downwithpants · Post by **downwithpants** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 1:13 am

save a cow
eat a vegetarian

shadow-the-hedgehog · Post by **shadow-the-hedgehog** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:23 am

We have the right to arm bears.
*Pictures Bear with hunting rifle*

-Zero

Savia · Post by **Savia** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 6:47 am

"If you can read this, then you are right now incredibly close to the centre of the universe".

Rozard · Post by **Rozard** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:58 am

I'm going crazy, wanna join me?
Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.
If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk!
My Honor Student bailed your kid out of juvie.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition.

Savia · Post by **Savia** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 12:00 pm

Rozard wrote:Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.

Damn, I love that one. A related Dilbert strip:

1) All mammals have hair.
2) Whales are mammals.
3) Hence, whales have hair.

...

Shave the whales!

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:40 pm

My father has one on his car he is particularly proud of:

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

He also wanted to put a "Run, Hilary, run!" bumper sticker on the FRONT of his car.

skanks · Post by **skanks** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:52 pm

1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive!
7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore
10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
16) My kid had sex with your honor student.
17) Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.
18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car.
23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
34) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
35) Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
36) CAT----- The Other White Meat
37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes.
39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?
40) Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.
41) Welcome To Shit Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles.
42) If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother.