Mystery Science Theater 3000

Dannywilson · Post by **Dannywilson** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 12:41 am

Kamoc wrote:pumaman.

PUMA-MAN!

WarpedElements · Post by **WarpedElements** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:58 am

"He's puma-man he flies like a moron" dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah "With the flavor of bacon in a dip-a"

of course my all time favorite was Mitchell "So how do you like your liquor?" "By the gallon please"

You know, the lil set-up where they were in the theater with the screen and all that, there was no movie. Those guys just watched a blank screen and made the jokes on a time based thing. That has gotta be the most thankless job in existance. Next to asprin ingraver.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 12:41 pm

Puma-man was indeed funny. But i think my favorite will always be Giant Spider Invasion.

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 3:41 pm

he has the power of rear-projecting major cities.

thank god for tivo on saturday mornings.

werewolf was the best, you shut the hell up.

Evil Urchin · Post by **Evil Urchin** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 5:58 pm

Hell no, "Wild Wild World of Batwoman" was the best, perhaps with "The Undead" coming in second. Well, now that I think about it "Attack of the Eye Creatures" was horribly horrible in every horrible aspect. And then there was "Time of the Apes". Oh dear God, what happened there? Here's a tip to Japan: Never, ever, EVER let Sandy Frank produce another movie for you people. All it creates are horrible Planet of the Apes ripoffs and Gamera films. And no one wants that.

WarpedElements · Post by **WarpedElements** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 6:04 pm

SQUIRMS! I tell you!

Fuckin' MAN-EATING WORMS that scream.

Of course they claim the worst one they showed was hobgoblins. That one was pretty bad.

Gaikotsu · Post by **Gaikotsu** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 6:49 pm

Go here: http://www.b-masters.com and click on "The Grand Index." That should give you all you could ever ask for.

As for personal recommendations, I'd suggest the following:

Maximum Overdrive In an effort to prove that his horror stories could make good movies, Stephen King wrote the screenplay for this one himself. It's one of the worse "killer car/truck/lawnmower" movies out there. On the up side it has the woman who does the voice of Lisa Simpson in it. On the down side, she has the most annoying voice EVER!

Carnivore I picked this one up for about $5 at Wal-Mart. It's the most amateurish, cheaply-produced "horror" movie I've ever seen. The Carnivore looks like a reject from the Troll movies, (which would also be good to check out), and one guy's name shows up in the credits over two dozen times! You should have some fun with this one.

Dante's Peak This one might seem out of place, but you can do a surprisingly good job of ripping it apart if you set your mind to it. I did this with some friends of mine, and I even managed to fit in a Vash the Stampede joke.

I could go on and on, but you might as well check the link I provided. Enjoy!

Kazutaka · Post by **Kazutaka** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:37 pm

My personal favorites:

Evil Dead
Evil Dead II
Army of Darkness
Any Ed Wood Movie .....

Gaikotsu · Post by **Gaikotsu** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:51 pm

The Evil Dead movies were great in and of themselves. I was just listing some that had no redeeming qualities whatsoever. I definitely agree about the Ed Wood films. He's recognized as the worst director of all time. 'nuff said.

On that note, pretty much anything directed by Roger Corman or Coleman Francis, or produced by Golan Globus or Sandy Frank is almost guaranteed to be awful.

WarpedElements · Post by **WarpedElements** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:53 pm

You know, Carnivore had a buncha sequals?

Also, Toxic Avenger series. Most anything by Troma. Teenage Catgirls In Heat was special. Tromeo and Juliet, Terra Firmer, and Killer Condoms (Dear GOD that movie was disturbing).

Also, check out any movie that was put out by Marvel Comics back in the 70's (the first live action spider-man stuff, Captain America, the made for TV movie Doctor Strange, which aired on cbs).

I'll think of more later. God help us all.