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- My_Nemesis
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- darkyre
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- HellBlazer
- Joined: Sat Nov 09, 2002 12:40 am
- Location: Hampton VA Posts: 666
my comp IS shit
CLARAS FORUM IS BACK!!
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
- Anime Jedi
- Joined: Sun May 19, 2002 11:16 am
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- madmallard
- Joined: Sat Aug 04, 2001 6:07 pm
- Status: Cracked up quacker, quacked up cracker
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- fyrtenheimer
- Joined: Sun May 05, 2002 11:34 am
- kthulhu
- Joined: Thu May 30, 2002 6:01 pm
- Location: At the pony stable, brushing the pretty ponies
That's because your computer is a god damn piece of shit, fyrt. It's a god damn piece of shit like f~a~e~r~i~e's kung fu. Bitch league my ass! Bitch league my fucking ass, indeed! A piece of god damn kicking Jesus shit.
Anyways....
Your god damn piece of shit computer does have 128 megs of RAM, but Windows, if it sucks like I'm sure your version does, or motherboard integrated video, which also sucks like I'm sure yours does, takes a megabyte so it can do either memory shit (sucky Windows) or video shit (integrated video). And Windows gets its bitchass all confused or stupid and drops that cocksucking megabyte from its memory count and display.
So in conclusion, grow a dick and some balls and buy a new computer. Or as Basil would say:
"Get pregnant and let me one two you hard in the stomach after 8 months. And get a sex change! Uh-hu-hu-ha-haaar! Boom Boom!!!"
Anyways....
Your god damn piece of shit computer does have 128 megs of RAM, but Windows, if it sucks like I'm sure your version does, or motherboard integrated video, which also sucks like I'm sure yours does, takes a megabyte so it can do either memory shit (sucky Windows) or video shit (integrated video). And Windows gets its bitchass all confused or stupid and drops that cocksucking megabyte from its memory count and display.
So in conclusion, grow a dick and some balls and buy a new computer. Or as Basil would say:
"Get pregnant and let me one two you hard in the stomach after 8 months. And get a sex change! Uh-hu-hu-ha-haaar! Boom Boom!!!"
I'm out...
- fyrtenheimer
- Joined: Sun May 05, 2002 11:34 am