GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO GET A GF!!!!!!!!!!!
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Propyro
- Joined: Tue Mar 11, 2003 9:09 am
- Location: Ontario
meh, advice on girls ...
Step 1. Don't ask for advice here - Sure there are some people who genuinely want to help, and give good meaningful advice. But to get to it you have to sift though a shit load of bull shit.
Step 2. Don't be me - i'm 18, patheticaly weak (or at least i think so), a social disaster (can't talk to people very well), not very used to being around people, and boring as hell 98% of the time. Don't be me, for you own sake.
Step 3. Women are weird - I had one nympho on icq stalking me, she was from a city near where i live. Eventualy i worked up the coruage to block her, and it felt really weird doing it too. When ever you try too hard you won't get the desired results, it's almost gaurenteed. When your not looking all kinds of weird shit will hit the fan.
Step 4. Be very weary of my advice - i have no real experiences with women, and this advice is probalby really weird.
Step 5. Be yourself - nothing sucks more then living a lie, and having to continue living tha tlie to keep somones love and admiration.
step 6. I guess there is no sixth step - besides you stopped probalby watching this thread a long time ago. I don't blame you.
Step 1. Don't ask for advice here - Sure there are some people who genuinely want to help, and give good meaningful advice. But to get to it you have to sift though a shit load of bull shit.
Step 2. Don't be me - i'm 18, patheticaly weak (or at least i think so), a social disaster (can't talk to people very well), not very used to being around people, and boring as hell 98% of the time. Don't be me, for you own sake.
Step 3. Women are weird - I had one nympho on icq stalking me, she was from a city near where i live. Eventualy i worked up the coruage to block her, and it felt really weird doing it too. When ever you try too hard you won't get the desired results, it's almost gaurenteed. When your not looking all kinds of weird shit will hit the fan.
Step 4. Be very weary of my advice - i have no real experiences with women, and this advice is probalby really weird.
Step 5. Be yourself - nothing sucks more then living a lie, and having to continue living tha tlie to keep somones love and admiration.
step 6. I guess there is no sixth step - besides you stopped probalby watching this thread a long time ago. I don't blame you.
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PrincessVadena
- Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:57 pm
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Propyro
- Joined: Tue Mar 11, 2003 9:09 am
- Location: Ontario
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BishounenStalker
- Joined: Sat Jun 29, 2002 5:18 pm
- Location: 10th Circle of Hell
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I'm bored, it's 2 a.m., and I'm not tired enough to hit the sheets....
Some Real Advice on Landing a Girlfriend
The Approach
1) As everyone else has said, take a chill pill. Stressing about it will only make you nervous an needy and look like a complete idiot when trying to talk to the opposite sex.
2) Don't call her "hot." Don't call her "baby." And for God-frelling-sakes don't use a pickup line. We HATE those. A simple "Hi" will do.
3) Don't be obvious about checking her out. We hate knowing we're being stared at.
4) Conversation should be held with our faces, not our boobs.
5) Find a common interest. "Seen/read any good books/movies/tv/anime lately?"
6) Eavesdrop on a girl you like when she's talking with her friends and enter the conversation with an appropriate comment on the subject. Or even if she's alone, look for something that denotes an interest about her. Such as if she's wearing a t-shirt that depicts her favorite band or movie or something. Then make an appropriate comment, such as "I like your shirt. You listen to/watch (insert band/movie/etc. here)?" We love it when guys talk about something we relate to.
7) The key to landing a girlfriend is landing a FRIEND first. And the key to that is all conversation, interest, and sharing things in common. Once you have a common ground to work from, "Pick you up at 7?" will come naturally.
How to Keep Her
1) Be sensitive. Be aware. If she's having a problem, offer comfort. In the same way, if she doesn't want to talk about it, don't pester her.
2) Don't get jealous. Acting like a jealous moron will only show her that you don't have confidence in yourself or her interest in you. And we HATE that. We also hate it when our guys scope out girls in our presence, but get jealous when we comment on an attractive guy in theirs.
3) Don't be a hypocrite. Don't treat her differently around your friends than you do without them.
4) Be a gentleman, but not a Victorian. Pulling out the chair for her at a restaurant is charming and sweet. But if she wants to pay for her half, let her.
If I think of more tips for this area, I'll come back with 'em
Some Real Advice on Landing a Girlfriend
The Approach
1) As everyone else has said, take a chill pill. Stressing about it will only make you nervous an needy and look like a complete idiot when trying to talk to the opposite sex.
2) Don't call her "hot." Don't call her "baby." And for God-frelling-sakes don't use a pickup line. We HATE those. A simple "Hi" will do.
3) Don't be obvious about checking her out. We hate knowing we're being stared at.
4) Conversation should be held with our faces, not our boobs.
5) Find a common interest. "Seen/read any good books/movies/tv/anime lately?"
6) Eavesdrop on a girl you like when she's talking with her friends and enter the conversation with an appropriate comment on the subject. Or even if she's alone, look for something that denotes an interest about her. Such as if she's wearing a t-shirt that depicts her favorite band or movie or something. Then make an appropriate comment, such as "I like your shirt. You listen to/watch (insert band/movie/etc. here)?" We love it when guys talk about something we relate to.
7) The key to landing a girlfriend is landing a FRIEND first. And the key to that is all conversation, interest, and sharing things in common. Once you have a common ground to work from, "Pick you up at 7?" will come naturally.
How to Keep Her
1) Be sensitive. Be aware. If she's having a problem, offer comfort. In the same way, if she doesn't want to talk about it, don't pester her.
2) Don't get jealous. Acting like a jealous moron will only show her that you don't have confidence in yourself or her interest in you. And we HATE that. We also hate it when our guys scope out girls in our presence, but get jealous when we comment on an attractive guy in theirs.
3) Don't be a hypocrite. Don't treat her differently around your friends than you do without them.
4) Be a gentleman, but not a Victorian. Pulling out the chair for her at a restaurant is charming and sweet. But if she wants to pay for her half, let her.
If I think of more tips for this area, I'll come back with 'em
-- Rachel the Demon, Resident Quoter of Obscure Nostalgia
"Great. He can pick his teeth when he's done with us!" - Marina, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
Current AMV: Somewhere On This Night
"Great. He can pick his teeth when he's done with us!" - Marina, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
Current AMV: Somewhere On This Night
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RadicalEd0
- Joined: Mon Jun 24, 2002 2:58 pm
wow
that was.. pretty good advice
I need to work on the jealousy bit
I have an addition!
do not stop talking to her for 4 months straight and expect everything to be the same when you get back. If they're normal, they'll have started cheating on you by then. If they're suicidal or depressed, they'll have given up on love and decided that the only one they can depend on is no one.
>.<
that was.. pretty good advice
I need to work on the jealousy bit
I have an addition!
do not stop talking to her for 4 months straight and expect everything to be the same when you get back. If they're normal, they'll have started cheating on you by then. If they're suicidal or depressed, they'll have given up on love and decided that the only one they can depend on is no one.
>.<
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gadoo
- Joined: Thu May 09, 2002 4:04 am
- Location: LA
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unnlleeeesss she's one of those chicks that purposely says she wants to pay...but doesn't literally want to pay, she just says that so she doesn;t look like a money grubberBishounenStalker wrote:4) Be a gentleman, but not a Victorian. Pulling out the chair for her at a restaurant is charming and sweet. But if she wants to pay for her half, let her.