Do you people have JOBS?!

tamashii · Post by **tamashii** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 6:50 pm

Mr. Bucket wrote:i copied and pasted that directly from the post that kthulhu made.......

So i dont know what he meant.

and i masturbate cows for a living.

Thats a real job or so I'm told, a friend's friend's uncle does it

OhMyBelldandy009 · Post by **OhMyBelldandy009** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 6:52 pm

Does it make them give more milk?

tamashii · Post by **tamashii** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 6:54 pm

cows I meant bulls, cuz sometimes the bulls refuse to have sex with the cows so they have to collect the sperm and put it in the cow. Or there maybe another reason for it but I really don't know for sure. BTW why the fuck would you wack a cow off

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 7:02 pm

OhMyBelldandy009 wrote:Is it not online? Or your hosting service don't support direct linking?

1. its not online
2. I have no host

Jace Tsunami · Post by **Jace Tsunami** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 9:26 pm

tamashii wrote:cows I meant bulls, cuz sometimes the bulls refuse to have sex with the cows so they have to collect the sperm and put it in the cow. Or there maybe another reason for it but I really don't know for sure. BTW why the fuck would you wack a cow off

so you can clip it's jizz into your best friends drink in april

Projekt[Navi] · Post by **Projekt[Navi]** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 9:33 pm

14 yr olds can't get jobs in the bay area ...

tamashii · Post by **tamashii** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 9:47 pm

Jace Tsunami wrote:
tamashii wrote:cows I meant bulls, cuz sometimes the bulls refuse to have sex with the cows so they have to collect the sperm and put it in the cow. Or there maybe another reason for it but I really don't know for sure. BTW why the fuck would you wack a cow off
so you can clip it's jizz into your best friends drink in april

tehe thanks for the idea will do

The_Squall · Post by **The_Squall** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 10:28 pm

Projekt[Navi] wrote:14 yr olds can't get jobs in the bay area ...

Well it depends where you look. There are always ways to get around little things like your age.Or is it just that messed up in Florida? I wasn't technically supposed to have a job either, I just knew how to work with people.

But seriously, when I was a umpire there was a thing called youth umpires. They get paid less, unless they prove themselves like I did, but it's a job. You have to do kiddie games and I think the age limit has been raised to 14 or 15. I don't know if other county athletic commisions have it. Just ask if they have it.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 2:35 am

tamashii wrote:cows I meant bulls, cuz sometimes the bulls refuse to have sex with the cows so they have to collect the sperm and put it in the cow. Or there maybe another reason for it but I really don't know for sure. BTW why the fuck would you wack a cow off

It partly has to do with selective breeding, I think. Or maybe everything to do with it. If someone has a prize bull or cow, and you want one, too, you get some of its genetic material (sperm) and put it in a good cow, and boom. If the genes of the bull you want are in the bovine, 3000 miles away from you, this is where the cow masturbator comes in. Gather the goods, put them in a shipping container, and inject.

tamashii · Post by **tamashii** » Sun Dec 08, 2002 10:32 am

kthulhu wrote:
tamashii wrote:cows I meant bulls, cuz sometimes the bulls refuse to have sex with the cows so they have to collect the sperm and put it in the cow. Or there maybe another reason for it but I really don't know for sure. BTW why the fuck would you wack a cow off
It partly has to do with selective breeding, I think. Or maybe everything to do with it. If someone has a prize bull or cow, and you want one, too, you get some of its genetic material (sperm) and put it in a good cow, and boom. If the genes of the bull you want are in the bovine, 3000 miles away from you, this is where the cow masturbator comes in. Gather the goods, put them in a shipping container, and inject.

Yes that makes a lot of sense