any aussies here ?

chaoticstormbringer · Post by **chaoticstormbringer** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:07 am

Actually, I don't watch tv much often, But i've had exchange students and I've guided Japanese about the towns in New Zealand. America I like because it has more anime than australia for one, Texas is my grandfather on my father's side's home state, My girlfriend lives over there, cheap computers, damn good pay if you know where to look. And its the home of the Otakons.

What have you against the japs? stressful and suicidal workaholic nation? Subway groping? The underground panty trafficking network? Sex consent age is 13 over there? Have to take your shoes off and stuff wherever you go inside? tables are low? have to slurp your noodles to compliment the chefs? Chocolate over there tastes like shit? have to pay for your driveway parking space? Easy to get lost in Tokyo? The summertime masses of people going to the Tokyo water theme park? have to buy a new car every five years? Nagasaki? Or finding yourself in Sendai? The whole men are more important tradition?

If I've missed any out tell me :p but yeah... what do you have against them? and please don't say because it isn't an english speaking country. I'll have to smash your head in with a plastic picnic spoon.

as for background... um i don't know my history, but i do know in a past life I was a librarian, an old man who refused to bow down to a higher authority. Isn't that cool? "The Man Who Refused to Bow Down" Hmm that gives me ideas on a story...

Speaking of dating back histories, I must have come from somewhere high up. My ancestories individually break off from german, yugoslav, tukish, arabic, mongolian and chinese Bloodlines. But because my ancesories starting with my grandparents are dead, I don't know much about before them. And I don't know if I'll be able to like, find out through any means because I don't know the names of my great or great great ancestors. If I'm related to Genghis Kahn that would be sweet, I own all of you. It will probably give me more reason into why scimitars, katanas or any curved blade for that matter feels more to my style than any of the others.

chaoticstormbringer · Post by **chaoticstormbringer** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:30 am

One more thing. I don't mind if the Japs and Americans own us. let them own our country, first of all, if it turns us into a republic then we'll be free from the queen, and we all know that the queen has a document in her keeping that shows king henry declaring Australia independant from the poms. I mean seriously dude... if those people find that treaty that the queen has been hiding all these years, australia can be free. It started with the convicts, royalty said, "Fuck off you scum, we don't want you here, sail to new south wales and live there" and so it was a separate and divided country. But nooo, the pommy little royalty figure was wrong, australia was developing, creating establishments and so what did the poms do? they re-established the connection with australia and hid the treaty. I am just waiting for this place to become a republic, australia would do better with such a constitution.

Thats only one thing. Australia is more or less little america, and I'm kind of glad of that fact because as long as we are friends with you americans, we get imports cheaper than usual and the markets will bond. Hell we used to be like for one dollar australian we get 50 cents american. Now we are for one dollar australian we get 70 cents american. Its all good because now I get 70 percent of my money when I do fly over there in the next... 2 years or so.

Besides I'd rather see the americans handle business rather than australians. Why? because australians suck at business, most of them are stupid. I'm not australian by blood so I can say that about my own country

and to prove their stupidity, its like what me and smb were discussing about in a previous time. They claim Ned Kelly to be an Australian hero, Ned Kelly was Irish. Now I'm not saying all australians are bad, i mean.. we do have some good australian Idols, like the crocadile hunter, who has a different personality off the camera and off showbiz than what he does on them. I've met the guy too, only like an hour from where I live. Then we have the australian otaku who pretty much make up the smart ones of the nation. Chopper Reed who used to burn the feet off of drug dealers with a blowtorch. Kathy freeman who is the fastest runner (that i've known so far, I could be wrong) in the world. Jimmy Barnes, no I don't care if he is australian or not, the things he has done in his time were cool. And he has the characteristics of a good australian.

Anyway... Enough of my mindless self inrantment I'm gonna go take my happy pills now -.-

AznRAVEr1022 · Post by **AznRAVEr1022** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 7:54 pm

bum wrote:ah good, someone that lives in sydney. thats 2 of us. any more ?

building an army are we?

well... better its Austrailia than Canada

bum · Post by **bum** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 7:46 pm

is it just me or did my computer start to melt yesterday after a temp of a bout 32C ?