Which Would You Prefer? [manner of death]

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 12:34 am

danielwang wrote:If you don't know what 121.5 is, you shouldn't watch Gundam.

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Make that 406

NME · Post by **NME** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 12:38 am

Wow, you're a real winner. No seriously.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 12:42 am

NME wrote:Wow, you're a real winner. No seriously.

The sarcasm-detector just exploded. Thanx NME, do you know how long it took me to program that thing?

OtakuForLife · Post by **OtakuForLife** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 8:43 am

I wanna be hit by-a-small-comet that'll make the news...

CliffD · Post by **CliffD** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 10:48 am

OtakuForLife wrote:I wanna be hit by-a-small-comet that'll make the news...

Kinda like that one guy from Northern Exposure -- the one who died as a result of a large piece of old space junk crashing into him upon re-entry (or, as one Cicely resident would always refer it, he "ate the satellite."). The town doctor had a hard time performing the autopsy -- couldn't tell where Rick stopped and the satellite began. The deceased was late to his own funeral -- they had to modify the casket to make room for the several antennae sticking out.

Savia · Post by **Savia** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 10:50 am

Mr Pilkington wrote:
NME wrote:Wow, you're a real winner. No seriously.
The sarcasm-detector just exploded. Thanx NME, do you know how long it took me to program that thing?

Ooh, a sarcasm detector. How useful.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 10:52 am

Savia wrote:
Mr Pilkington wrote:
NME wrote:Wow, you're a real winner. No seriously.
The sarcasm-detector just exploded. Thanx NME, do you know how long it took me to program that thing?
Ooh, a sarcasm detector. How useful.

"He's dead Jim"

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 1:33 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:
Savia wrote:
Mr Pilkington wrote:
NME wrote:Wow, you're a real winner. No seriously.
The sarcasm-detector just exploded. Thanx NME, do you know how long it took me to program that thing?
Ooh, a sarcasm detector. How useful.
"He's dead Jim"

What you need, seriously, is a humour detector. Or do I need to use this:

<?xml version="1.0">
<dtd name="sarcasm" content="of course" />
The only port worse than Franglais is Fink!
<funny>
</funny>

Cardinal.jpg · Post by **Cardinal.jpg** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:06 pm

In all seriousness
1. Clubbed to death (not nightclubbed, actually bludgeoned). Preferably by police.
2. ODing on horse.
3. Parachute not opening

spuntish · Post by **spuntish** » Sat Aug 30, 2003 10:17 pm

hmm....
Ive got great torturing ideas but im only gonna share 2 right now...
For guys only- put 2 small vices around each ball and then over 30 years have them autonmatically squeese together VERY VERY VERY VERY slowly until theres nothing left...

for girls only-after a woman gives birth, slowly shove the baby back in...

well those are some ideas