Which Would You Prefer? [manner of death]

[moonslayer]

hmm....
Ive got great torturing ideas but im only gonna share 2 right now...
For guys only- put 2 small vices around each ball and then over 30 years have them autonmatically squeese together VERY VERY VERY VERY slowly until theres nothing left...

for girls only-after a woman gives birth, slowly shove the baby back in...

well those are some ideas

I don't think he'd last 30 years

[danielwang]

hmm....
Ive got great torturing ideas but im only gonna share 2 right now...
For guys only- put 2 small vices around each ball and then over 30 years have them autonmatically squeese together VERY VERY VERY VERY slowly until theres nothing left...

for girls only-after a woman gives birth, slowly shove the baby back in...

well those are some ideas

Physiologically, the organ would (a) generate large amount of pain (b) attempt to regenerate and (b) choose the path of least stress. So, theoretically, you could make "it" grow in a toroidal (donut) shape.

I've got even better ideas. Though I don't really want to share them now, either. <sarcasm>Hm, maybe forcing the victim to listen to my technobabble counts.<sarcasm>

[El Banana]

Hm, maybe forcing the victim to listen to my technobabble counts.<sarcasm>

WHAT!! YOU SICK ANIMAL!!
I mean, that's horrible. Beyond horrible. Never in my tedious existence have I heard a plan so devious, so sadistic, so.... inhuman.

You sir, are a monster. A true monster.

[danielwang]

In all seriousness
1. Clubbed to death (not nightclubbed, actually bludgeoned). Preferably by police.

2. ODing on horse.
3. Parachute not opening

And back on topic for a bit here... preferred method of death:

Strapped immobile and suspended in midair in a high-ceiling room, slightly tilted forward (alternative: strapped facing down). Two sharp swords are inserted through shoulder blade, nect to nect, from the top. These would form a intersection in the body. As an alternative, one through the slot where the ribcage converges, through the lower abdominum. These are not removed. Left there alone (still strapped in tightly), it would take several hours for death to occur, however the pain would persist.

It's simple.

[kthulhu]

Maybe I won't take people with me. I've changed my mind:

I want R-A-N-M-A to take me out, if needed. He'll put me down honorably, unlike the rest of you trogs.

[Cardinal.jpg]

In all seriousness
1. Clubbed to death (not nightclubbed, actually bludgeoned). Preferably by police.

2. ODing on horse.
3. Parachute not opening

And back on topic for a bit here... preferred method of death:

Strapped immobile and suspended in midair in a high-ceiling room, slightly tilted forward (alternative: strapped facing down). Two sharp swords are inserted through shoulder blade, nect to nect, from the top. These would form a intersection in the body. As an alternative, one through the slot where the ribcage converges, through the lower abdominum. These are not removed. Left there alone (still strapped in tightly), it would take several hours for death to occur, however the pain would persist.

It's simple.

How can you be shocked at mine with a torture like that as your prefered method of death?

[danielwang]

In all seriousness
1. Clubbed to death (not nightclubbed, actually bludgeoned). Preferably by police.

2. ODing on horse.
3. Parachute not opening

And back on topic for a bit here... preferred method of death:

Strapped immobile and suspended in midair in a high-ceiling room, slightly tilted forward (alternative: strapped facing down). Two sharp swords are inserted through shoulder blade, nect to nect, from the top. These would form a intersection in the body. As an alternative, one through the slot where the ribcage converges, through the lower abdominum. These are not removed. Left there alone (still strapped in tightly), it would take several hours for death to occur, however the pain would persist.

It's simple.

How can you be shocked at mine with a torture like that as your prefered method of death?

Victims who die of being bludgeoned to death usually succumb from internal bleeding, compound fractures and organ collapse.
My method isn't all that bad: if you insert the blades at approx 30 degrees from the top in the muscular area between the neck and the end of your shoulders, you should be able to miss the heart and hopefully end up on top or bottom of the lungs (not through). Infection can be delayed by sterilizing the instruments.
By being strapped "spread-eagle" tightly in midair, the rate of blood loss is increased... recommended method is static length of webbing for the feet, anchored to the floor apart from each other, and the other end of each and restraint is threaded through a pulley on the ceiling and weighted with equally heavy objects totaling to 200% body weight.
On the other hand, being bludgeoned by police usually means sliding around on concrete.

Trust me, I've had 5 hours (not credit hours) or Physiology and countless exposure to late night Discovery Networks.

<sarcasm>
As for torture worse than this, I have a certain Anime Music Video locked away in the deep vault of my harddrive too horrible to mention. Let's just say: Dragonball Z and Nikki French.
</sarcasm>

[Moonlight Soldier]

I don't know what's happening in this thread anymore but I would prefer a quick manner of death like jumping off the CN tower (at least I'd get a rush falling before I smacked into pavement)....

How i WOULDN'T want to die would be having AIR injected into me...*cringes*

[angelx03]

Question is: Would you rather be stabbed to death, or shot once or twice in key areas? God forbid this ever happens, but I'd choose to be shot. w/e

We seemed to expand our horizons for methods of death.

[Cardinal.jpg]

Daniel I was talking how I would like to die. The long hours of pain doesn´t appeal to me, I hope that if beaten it will be in the manner that I can´t even concentrate on the pain after one hit and I am dead within a matter of minutes. Not bleeding for hours.