Which Would You Prefer? [manner of death]

Toecutter · Post by **Toecutter** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 1:16 am

If it were a choice of being stabbed or shot, it's no contest. I'd take being shot in the head, rather than stabbed anyday. It's quick and painless. However, just to make sure I didn't feel anything before I died, I'd prefer to French-kiss a SPAS-12 (the earlier model with the malfunctioning safety, just to make sure I couldn't get out of it).

However, if I were slowly dying of cancer as an old man, this is the route I'd take for death:

I'd build the ultimate superbike. I'd start with an '85 or '86 Suzuki GSXR 1100, twin-turbo the sucker, add nitrous, and fabricate lighter, sheet-aluminum fairings to replace the heavier plastic stuff. I'd also produce a special blend of racing fuel, using denatured alcohol, and Shell/Texaco gasoline (10% ethanol by volume, 2% oxygen by weight).

With this combination of hardware, I'd probably peak out over 200 mph. Instead of dying by doctor-assisted suicide, I'd take this superbike out on California's stretch of I-5 South pushing top speed, and refueling if I would survive long enough to run low on gas. Of course, I'd also have a handheld VHF scanner and earphones on me while riding, so I could dodge any attempts of the police interfering.

I was inspired by "Gundam Wing" Episode 9, when Zechs is nearly killed by the G-forces experienced accelerating in Tallgeese.

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 1:00 pm

Toecutter wrote: I was inspired by "Gundam Wing" Episode 9, when Zechs is nearly killed by the G-forces experienced accelerating in Tallgeese.

I'm sure that can be achieved.

)v(ajin Koji · Post by **)v(ajin Koji** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 1:25 pm

i'd like to be squashed by the monty python foot

yuppa · Post by **yuppa** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 3:05 pm

ME ? ID like to be shot with a TANK SHELL POINT BLANK to the head. So fast that the body would still be there standing up. Or another way id like to see. A laser from the starwars plasma weapons array, in scncronus orbit with Hubble telescope.

TOASTY!!! Fatality... winner: Plama weapon.

danielwang · Post by **danielwang** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 4:54 pm

Isn't plasma extremely hot matter that is self-degenerative? Such as the stuff in the center of the sun, the stuff at Sandai Labs and Hot Pockets after microwaving too much (sarcasm)?

Cardinal.jpg wrote: How can you be shocked at mine with a torture like that as your prefered method of death?

Regarding previous posts:
I actually have experienced, partly, how it feels.