GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO GET A GF!!!!!!!!!!!

MaliceDR · Post by **MaliceDR** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 4:53 pm

gadoo wrote:but if they're dead...they can't resist you fucking them...so it's not raping technically

Nope. It's necrofelia. There's just something unappealing about fucking something that's dead and in the process of decay.

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 5:42 pm

I remember this joke my friend told me
these three guys and a girl were stuck on a deserted island. because they were horny they decided to take turns screwing the girl. after a week of screwing they started to feel bad. "maybe we shouldn't do this" a couple more weeks later they said, "we can't do this anymore, she's starting to smell"

HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well it was something along the lines of that...I couldn't really remember it

RadicalEd0 · Post by **RadicalEd0** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:21 pm

http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/150.html

Chaos Angel · Post by **Chaos Angel** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:41 pm

RadicalEd0 wrote:http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/150.html

O_O

Thanks to you, Ed, I am now blind.

...ick.

RadicalEd0 · Post by **RadicalEd0** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:53 pm

oh well, easier to see ether when you're blind, right

sexylosers rawks

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 7:02 pm

Sadly enough, he's my second favorite character.
And the winner is... MIKE!

RadicalEd0 · Post by **RadicalEd0** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 7:12 pm

its pretty much an even tie between the two of them from my end, mostly because of this

warning: graphic content :|

Nestorath69 · Post by **Nestorath69** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 9:53 pm

My advice for the Motenai.... (That's "dateless" in Jap, guys)
One: Sell yourself in a good way. Step one, cultivate an arrogant, cockish attitude. Step two, believe that you are the absolute shit. tell yourself this every hour, on the hour. This will help build confidence.
Two: Most women don't care about looks if you're over the age of 20. they want a family. Don't go for that. just get 'em to give you a hummer. When they're done, give 'em a kiss on the forehead, and send 'em on their way.
Three: Find your taste in mucsic, then go to events and clubs that use that music. after all, even if you can't dance, you can still talk about the artists and shit.
Four: You don't want a relationship. Most women are doing their damndest to deal with thier insecurities. Just bounce the girl and kick her to the curb. Get your rocks off, you know what I'm saying? You use her as a masterbatory extension, and remember to cultivate an emotional dead zone within you.
Five. No woman in their right mind wants a nice guy. They just say they do to justify their shit existence, the fact that mommy never loved them, that daddy beat the shit out of them (or sodomized them at 3 for stealing cookies) whatever. Just bounce them until you've hit double digits, then find some girl that you can tolerate, and spend more than 6 months with her. if you last more'n 6 months, you're officially in love. go get 'em.

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 10:17 pm

Nestorath69 wrote:My advice for the Motenai.... (That's "dateless" in Jap, guys)
One: Sell yourself in a good way. Step one, cultivate an arrogant, cockish attitude. Step two, believe that you are the absolute shit. tell yourself this every hour, on the hour. This will help build confidence.
Two: Most women don't care about looks if you're over the age of 20. they want a family. Don't go for that. just get 'em to give you a hummer. When they're done, give 'em a kiss on the forehead, and send 'em on their way.
Three: Find your taste in mucsic, then go to events and clubs that use that music. after all, even if you can't dance, you can still talk about the artists and shit.
Four: You don't want a relationship. Most women are doing their damndest to deal with thier insecurities. Just bounce the girl and kick her to the curb. Get your rocks off, you know what I'm saying? You use her as a masterbatory extension, and remember to cultivate an emotional dead zone within you.
Five. No woman in their right mind wants a nice guy. They just say they do to justify their shit existence, the fact that mommy never loved them, that daddy beat the shit out of them (or sodomized them at 3 for stealing cookies) whatever. Just bounce them until you've hit double digits, then find some girl that you can tolerate, and spend more than 6 months with her. if you last more'n 6 months, you're officially in love. go get 'em.

actually, I have a nice guy. but the confidence thing is right. I hate arrogent men

and if it's gonna be this way...might as well get a hooker...they're soo much easier to deal with

Nestorath69 · Post by **Nestorath69** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 10:27 pm

A hooker? If you've got to pay to kick it, you better give yourself a shotgun enema.