What's Your Chinese Astrological Sign?

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:26 pm

fyrtenheimer wrote:Snakes are stupid.

i beg to differ.

/fin

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:16 am

Satomi wrote:I've come to the conclusion that fyrtenheimer hates us all. Or it could be another reason. But for the sake of not being banned, I won't say it. But why do you hate us all or at least me and Summanaro in general. I say something and get insult. ::awaits the insults that should soon fly her way::

Dear Fyrt,

End your hatred of Satomi!
I'll bop your head if you don't!

Your friend,
EC

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Satomi,

Stop thinking that Fyrt hates you.
I'll bop your head if you don't!

Your friend,
EC

Satomi · Post by **Satomi** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:22 am

EarthCurrent wrote:Dear Satomi,

Stop thinking that Fyrt hates you.
I'll bop your head if you don't!

Your friend,
EC

Ok...I shouldn't be so pissed anyway. I just had to vent me anger somewhere and I'm a little testy right now.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:34 am

DID IT EVERY OCCUR TO NEONE THAT I'M IN HER HATE LIST.

Neway, and yeah .. I don't hate neone.

KungPaoChicken · Post by **KungPaoChicken** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:01 am

fyrtenheimer wrote:DID IT EVERY OCCUR TO NEONE THAT I'M IN HER HATE LIST.

Neway, and yeah .. I don't hate neone.

no, i read what i wanna read.

free lap dance?! OMG.

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:04 am

omfgwtflol

Daio Kaji · Post by **Daio Kaji** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 2:08 am

Wooden Ox, man this description is me down to the last period...bad wording since i'm a dude, but oh well-

Oxen in China are put on a pedestal. So it goes with Oxen people. Oxen are bright, peace-loving, often easy-going and trusting. But, on the other hand, they can also be stubborn, methodical, and fiercely competitive, with, shudder, fierce tempers to boot. Oxen are natural born mentors and life is filled with examples of people who have gone on to great success because of them. Mentally and physically alert to the point of genius, many Oxen belong to Mensa. They can create the most imposing structures, magnificent sculpture, and homes. They respond like poets to the beauties of nature and of solitude. Oxen are unique, they are The Flower that bursts through the crack of cement.

Great fun these Wood Oxen, with their marvelous sense of humor that patches up just about everything in their path, winning chuckling friends along the way. Like typical oxen, they are open-minded, with a "laissez-faire" philosophy towards others. They conduct their own lives with a strong moral code and receive and deserve admiration and trust for their integrity. Practical all the way, Wood Oxen never make rash decisions and are always considerate of the needs of others. Another story is money! Finances are not too stable because of that old devil Credit! Why, they would buy a dinosaur if they were just offered one with a dollar down and a dollar a week. Not only that, they lend money to friends, not a good idea! Despite a volatile financial life, their careers are pretty successful. Since they are generally such quick learners, all they have to do is control their impulsive spending and try saving for a change. When it comes to moonlight and roses, Wood Oxen have it made. Because they are such good communicators, they know that nothing chills a romance like a cold shoulder. They talk over differences right away, never letting trifles build up into resentments. Wood Oxen are very devoted to their family and family life is rich with treasure.

Famous Ox People: Tung Chee-Hwa, Sukarno, Richard Burton, Napoleon, Charlie Chaplin, Peter Sellers, Margaret Mead, Jawaharlal Nehru, Eisaku Sato, Princess Diana
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Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 2:10 am

do you want me to read that?

i swear, you people give so many mixed messages.

Aetherfukz · Post by **Aetherfukz** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 3:59 am

So I'm a water dog...

My horoscope wrote:Dog people are loyal and honest and obedient, guardians of the house at night. They can be counted on to keep secrets and for always doing the right thing. They can be emotionally distant and do not mix well in social gatherings where they are often seen as wallflowers. They do better with one-on-one relationships and find happiness in the happiness they bring to others, such as finding the most perfect gifts for their friends. While it is true that they have sharp tongues and are a bit stubborn and eccentric, in a work situation they tend to work very well with other people. What is more, they always seem to have money and make excellent leaders. Because of their high moral stance, they are inspiring beyond measure.

Water Dogs are real charmers, easily attracting friends and colleagues into their inner circle. Handling the ins and outs of human relations is so easy for them! They know how to smooth over any personal situation with their kind, honest, easy-going nature. Always empathetic, always rational, their ability to play Devil's Advocate helps open up whole new ways of approaching problems and finding solutions. Their views on life are expansive because of an ingrained wanderlust which has taken and will continue to take them to exotic locales about the globe. They adapt like chameleons to new environments and new people and their lives are all-encompassing, full of rich adventure. Financial and career success comes to the Water Dogs later in life -- just watch these late bloomers burst open! Regarding their love life, when it comes to dating and romance, their temperature ranges from hot to cold, from one extreme to another. Sometimes they want a commitment, other times they run Geronimo. But, when true love finally comes, and it will, they have it made. Their relationships are filled with good honest communication and genuine kindness and total caring for their partner. Marriage will be as firm as the Rock of Gibraltar.

Well there isn't one thing that is false about me... OK it is not 100 per cent me, but they get the intention of myself pretty good

Peace out,
~Aetherfukz

youkokitsune106 · Post by **youkokitsune106** » Fri Jul 25, 2003 10:27 am

Dragon people are the most eccentric in the Chinese Zodiac. Soaring high into the serene heavens, they can be stubborn, passionate, excitable, honest, and brave, wear purple and walk barefoot in public fountains. They listen to their own drummer, thank you very much, while the rest of the world stands in amazement. People always admire their individuality and feisty personality. Dragons are capable of doing great work for mankind and they inspire trust in almost everyone. The Dragon symbolizes life and growth and is said to bring the five blessings: harmony, virtue, riches, fulfillment and longevity.

Chicken Soup and Bamboo Shoots are among keys to even greater good health!

If you make friends with the Earth Dragon, you have a friend for life! Friendship is a big-time commitment which they show through uncommon kindness, caring, and giving spirit. When youngsters, Earth Dragons are valued by their teachers and playmates and when older, by their superiors, colleagues, and social circle. It's no wonder! Hardworking and talented, these well-rounded Dragons have a lively imagination which transforms the atmosphere. They are able to do many things well and receive many accolades during their very successful careers and good money to boot. These Dragons are wildly impulsive in money matters. If they see it, they buy it. When they buy it, it's out of sight out of mind, forgotten in the toy box. Not too late to change these wasteful spending habits, you know! Like most Dragons, those of the Earth don't like to rush Love. They like doing what comes naturally, steady rhythm, beginning from friendship and igniting into the exhilaration of falling in love when it's time. Earth Dragons want long-lasting relationships, not tumbling tumble weeds. After the male dragon has gotten over his playboy stage, he is the biggest convert of all to the joys of the everlasting Relationship.

Famous Dragon People: Ringo Starr, Edward Heath, Dr. Seuss, John Lennon, Harold Wilson, Helen Keller, Pearl S. Buck, Salvador Dali, Francois Mitterrand, Hosni Mubarek, Maya Angelou

That's pretty cool. Is that authentic chinese, adding elements to the animals? or is that added? Cuz from my knowledge (being chinese and all.....) there was no element with an animal, it was just an animal.

Anyway... that was cool.

luvvies