GIVE ME ADVICE ABOUT HOW TO GET A GF!!!!!!!!!!!

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 11:14 pm

whatever that means.

Stoic · Post by **Stoic** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 11:37 pm

Well, I have never had this problem of which you (meaning who ever was stupid enough to start this thread that turned into something about rapping small animals.) are having.

But then again I have never really tried to find a girl friend either, I am always busy with school, or coding, or something. I'm told I am unattractive, but I am in the process of getting in shape. (I weigh 230, so I have lost around 30 pounds since begining).

Anyway long story short (too late)

Girls always hit on me... Still can't figure it out, and I don't really have time to pursue a relationship... Wish I could help ya out but to make a long story short (too late)

I cannot assist you.

Or I know a guy held up a sign at WWE Smack Down that said "I NEED A GIRL FRIEND!" Don't know if it worked or not, but hey it's worth a shot.

gadoo · Post by **gadoo** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 11:58 pm

I'm pretty sure biggerm69 isn't even looking in this forum anymore, so it's ok to start talking about raping things

for some reason...when you show that you have no interest in getting a chick...chicks are all over you. women are impossible

CaTaClYsM · Post by **CaTaClYsM** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 12:04 am

I'm not interested in a GF, but I woudl like to see if anyone here knows how to get laid for free.

PrincessVadena · Post by **PrincessVadena** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 12:50 am

being a woman myself here is what i look for whjen i go to catch someones eye.
be confident with yourself and smile.looks are nothing.its all in your head.if you like yourself good for you.beauty is not skin deep(i'm saying this as a pretty attractive person but still.)be sweet and listen to her.give her time of day without being a pushover.treat her like a queen.i look for the guy who''l come to me if i give them a smile or a wink.or at least smile and wink back(i'm a flirt what can i say.)and that goes for everyone.overwieght people can be hot too.you don't got to be thin.i go J Lo's butt and Mariah Carey's but hey i'm proud of myself.don't focus on changing and give it what you got.it'll pay off if you meet someone like me.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 12:56 am

After a descriptio like that, I think we deserve some pictures.
Just making sure you're not a fat, balding, middle-aged guy.

PrincessVadena · Post by **PrincessVadena** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 1:09 am

fair enough.go to my site.
www.sagemusichomepage.4t.com

SarahtheBoring · Post by **SarahtheBoring** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 1:13 am

#1 this thread cracks me up.

#2 (wait for it)

overwieght people can be hot too.you don't got to be thin.

I'll be back in about four hours when I stop laughing. You don't seriously believe that, do you? Or is that one of those lines girls tell each other in order to feed their self-esteem? Or do you mean, like, 120 = fat as opposed to 110? (IMO it starts at 150 unless you're nine feet tall)

Anyway, thanks for the entertainment, crowd

I have no advice as a girl, since I'm the kind of girl you aren't interested in. A non-hot one.

I could give you advice on what not to do, but that's about it. heh.

El Banana · Post by **El Banana** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 1:17 am

Fine, I guess your not middle aged. Or balding. Or male.
My eyes.... they hurt...

PrincessVadena · Post by **PrincessVadena** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 1:22 am

I'll be back in about four hours when I stop laughing. You don't seriously believe that, do you? Or is that one of those lines girls tell each other in order to feed their self-esteem? Or do you mean, like, 120 = fat as opposed to 110? (IMO it starts at 150 unless you're nine feet tall)

i do believe that.i'm not that tiny but i find myself attractive.thin is ok but its not easy.just be yourself for god's sakes people.no need for faces.attractiveness means nothing.heart does.if ya got a good heart you got it made(at least in my book ya do)anyone who says otherwise is an idiot