Ninjas!!

[El Banana]

I know this is semi-old news, but it is freaking hilarious.

Everyone knows about RealUltimatePower.
RealUltimatePower obviously gets a lot of hate mail.

Dear Mr. Hamburger.



I am a single mother. A single mother of three boys! And it's tough enough to keep them from acting up without people like you in the world. You are a disgrace to the whites, if you're white. My second born son has been, as you call it, "flipping out" recently and he started doing so around the same time the boys discovered your site. And surprise surprise, my son seriously harmed his brother AND now his behavior is affecting his schoolwork. Are you going to tutor him, jerk? I'm a single mother! His rambunctious attitude is going to get him put in jail or even juvenile hall. You are encouraging kids to go berserk and disregard rules. I demand that you take down this immediately, before I call the police. Trust me, mr. hamburger, this is one single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with. I will lobby to have your site banned for the rest of your life. I'll see you in court. Write me back and we'll talk some more.





yours,

a single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with

Apparently, Robert (The Webmaster) was SUED!!

And he WON (?)










OBVIOUS JOKE, BUT THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT PUT INTO THIS APALLS AND AMUSES ME.

[SS5_Majin_Bebi]

I think that woman was a single mother. With three kids. Don't ask me what gave me that impression though...

[Propyro]

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants

lmao




so thats where it came from ...

LMAO .. thats a funny site .. now i'd like to know what people are thinking if they think it's a serious site ...

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[Flint the Dwarf]

I feel like flipping out, guys.

[El Banana]

at first when i went to ur sight i thought it was up as a joke, but now i
see u flipped out on this mom in court and are disobeying a court order?
what in the sam fuck is wrong with you? u dont do that! your not a ninja!
Ninjas, are cool, they are relaxed, have composure, are patient. u on the
otherhand need to see a child psychiatrist, i'm fourteen years old and i
think u are the opposite of what any human being should even think of being.
you couldn't load a site filled with more crap and bullshit. u need to take
some serios thought about where ur going in life kid, or mr Fujitsu is gonna
pound it into ya. i'm not kidding. neither is he. and neither are we. your gonna end up in
jail if you keep doin stuff like this u stupid fucking dumbass, i really
hope you post this on that dumbass page of yours so people can see that even
kids close to your own age think your fucking stupid. go eat rat poison and
dissolve yourself in a barrel of acid with spikes and razors u stupid sam fucking dumbass.

eli

Thankfully, it was a fourteen-year-old

[SS5_Majin_Bebi]

at first when i went to ur sight i thought it was up as a joke, but now i
see u flipped out on this mom in court and are disobeying a court order?
what in the sam fuck is wrong with you? u dont do that! your not a ninja!
Ninjas, are cool, they are relaxed, have composure, are patient. u on the
otherhand need to see a child psychiatrist, i'm fourteen years old and i
think u are the opposite of what any human being should even think of being.
you couldn't load a site filled with more crap and bullshit. u need to take
some serios thought about where ur going in life kid, or mr Fujitsu is gonna
pound it into ya. i'm not kidding. neither is he. and neither are we. your gonna end up in
jail if you keep doin stuff like this u stupid fucking dumbass, i really
hope you post this on that dumbass page of yours so people can see that even
kids close to your own age think your fucking stupid. go eat rat poison and
dissolve yourself in a barrel of acid with spikes and razors u stupid sam fucking dumbass.

eli

Thankfully, it was a fourteen-year-old

I love that.

When you're 14, you think everyone gives a shit about what you have to say. You're almost purely altruistic.

At 15, you're too horny to think without the aid of your crotch.
at 16, you realise the world sucks, and try to make it right.
at 17, you couldn't care less coz you're buzy drinking and getting laid.
at 18, you enter the real world and are usually scared shitless by what you find.
at 19, you think you've got it all figured out.
at 20, you just don't give a shit anymore. No-one cares, least of all you, and you realise that humans really only think of 3 things. Eating, sleeping and multiplying themselves.

[El Banana]

I'm very glad you are being sued. I'm 15 years old and even though I am so young I think your site should be torn down. Ms. Evans, I respect you very much for suing this little dumbass who thinks he knows everything about ninjas from "studying them for several weeks and watching a bunch of movies about them." Robert, you are a disgrace to us kids and should be put in a juvenile detention center for a couple of years to straighten you out. I hope that someday, the feds come and seize your web server so you cannot publish this bullshit anymore. I hope you publish this letter on your damned site so people can see the opinion of another kid along with all the adults. Your "Dear Stupid Idiots" page has got to be the lamest page ever "stupid idiots" sounds like something a little baby would say.

If you want to reply, email me at *****, I'd be happy to debate with a little immature brat like you.


FHD

Obviously, our little friend here decided to think without his 'nads.

Seriously people, read teh hatemail.

[El Banana]

>Shittest site ive seen in my life, how old are you? You dont know anything bout ninjas, so learn and read more before u decide to publish a load of shit onto the internet. Then learn html better and design a site that looks better. Why dont u shut up and get a life btw? And ps, we are not dummies, were beyond ur inteligent than you'd ever have.

Amazing, he's a living contradiction.

[SS5_Majin_Bebi]

I'm very glad you are being sued. I'm 15 years old and even though I am so young I think your site should be torn down. Ms. Evans, I respect you very much for suing this little dumbass who thinks he knows everything about ninjas from "studying them for several weeks and watching a bunch of movies about them." Robert, you are a disgrace to us kids and should be put in a juvenile detention center for a couple of years to straighten you out. I hope that someday, the feds come and seize your web server so you cannot publish this bullshit anymore. I hope you publish this letter on your damned site so people can see the opinion of another kid along with all the adults. Your "Dear Stupid Idiots" page has got to be the lamest page ever "stupid idiots" sounds like something a little baby would say.

If you want to reply, email me at *****, I'd be happy to debate with a little immature brat like you.


FHD

Obviously, our little friend here decided to think without his 'nads.

Seriously people, read teh hatemail.

Well thats obvious that hes not isnt it? I mean, he's missed the entire point of the website!! Plus he's assuming the guy who made it actually gives a shit. Like I said, you can't think at 15 anyway.

[SSJVegita0609]

When you're 14, you think everyone gives a shit about what you have to say. You're almost purely altruistic.

At 15, you're too horny to think without the aid of your crotch.
at 16, you realise the world sucks, and try to make it right.
at 17, you couldn't care less coz you're buzy drinking and getting laid.
at 18, you enter the real world and are usually scared shitless by what you find.
at 19, you think you've got it all figured out.
at 20, you just don't give a shit anymore. No-one cares, least of all you, and you realise that humans really only think of 3 things. Eating, sleeping and multiplying themselves.

My god... You've got it down!