Kill Palazzo

[your evil twin]

Kill Palazzo

I'm new to AMVs so I don't have the expertise to do this myself, but I thought someone else might love to do this and I'd love to watch it. A parody trailer...

Excel Saga does Kill Bill:

Excel and Hyatt in ACROSS headquarters... "Hail Ill Palazzo!"
Then Watanabe, Sumisioshi and the rest of Kabapuu's idiot City Security Agency in the sewers, from episode 7. Excel and Hyatt in the "security room", pressing buttons... the intruders are engulfed by a flood and washed away.

The Deadly ACROSS Assassination Squad

Montage:
Pedro's Sexy Wife, the mayor's Hitman from episode 5, the bowling bad guy from episode 9, Cosette, a Puchuu, Koshi Rikdo (the manga author)
Then shot of Ill Palazzo and Excel from Space Butler's flashback, and Ill Palazzo putting his cloak around Hyatt from episode 4

A BRUTAL BETRAYAL
Music: Bang, Bang, He Shot Me Down...
Ill Palazzo pulls the rope and Excel falls down trapdoor. Then a shot of Ill Palazzo weilding that giant futuristic gun from the rock music episode, then Hyatt "dead" on the floor from episode 3.

Intro from episode 6 (Koshi Rikdo gives knife to Puchuu, Puchuu cuts rope, Excel falls off mountain...)

Then Excel in front of ACROSS's mobile headquarters (from one of the last episodes); Ill Palazzo shoots Excel from a high distance through the heart, she slowly falls to the ground, she's lying there bleeding

4 YEARS LATER

Shots of the doctor and nurse in hospital, then their look of horror when Hyatt wakes up, Excel and Hyatt running out of the hospital.

Then the Daitenzin walking down the street, done to the famous Kill Bill music... (done like "the crazy 88" walking down that corridor), then any random moment of Excel and Hyatt walking down a street

AN EPIC VENDETTA

Pedro's Sexy Wife: a shot of her and Sandora happy together, then Excel holding a knife from start of Episode 2, then Sexy Wife weilding the fly swatter (from when she attacks the channeler and Pedro)...

Shot of Hyatt vomiting blood on "Pretty Girl Magazine" seller from episode 8

Excel punches or kicks a Puchuu

IT’S TIME FOR PAYBACK… WITH A VENGEANCE

Then clips from Episode 5 - Hyatt pushing drinks cart, talking to Watanabe... Excel confronted by two guys while at that computer, then her using the sink plunger on that guy; people falling over dead due to Hyatt's drink; Excel bursting into a room and pointing the finger (from the bit with the adulterous Vice Mayor)... Then the Hitman bursting through the window of the mayor's office, him shooting all those people, then a shot of his gun to Excel's face

Excel punches or kicks another Puchuu

Excel being trained by Nabeshin...

IT’S A KILL-OR-BE-KILLED FIGHT SHE DIDN’T START
That mountain-lodge guy cocking his pistol
BUT IS DETERMINED TO FINISH
Excel firing that rifle in the snow

Excel and the head bowling bad guy; Excel fighting all of those bowling henchmen, explosions etc

Daitenzin blowing up various people and things

Cosette - the flashback images of her being recruited by the mafia and becoming an assassin, then shots of Excel "directing traffic", then a shot of Hyatt "dead" lying on Cosette, then of Cosette with the spikes coming out of her swimming ring

Various shots of Watanabe finding Hyatt "dead", Watanabe in Daitenzin suit talking to Hyatt

Puchuus carrying robot inside Across headquarters(from episode 15?), shows Puchuus working for Ill Palazzo...
Excel fighting Puchuus, and blasting things with energy weapon inside their Star Destroyer spaceship

Hyatt moving weirdly along the floor and spraying blood at people (episode 26)

Excel holding up bomb in episode 4, then department store exploding

Excel walking down the street with giant sword, creeping into a house...
Assassination of Koshi Rikdo, the manga author - (easy enough - that's in episode 1!)

HER GOAL IS IN SIGHT

Then Excel fighting various guys in "Fist of the North Star" style (episode 23?), punching insanely fast and causing people to explode/mutate.
Cut from this to the Daitenzin trying to fight Ill Palazzo but being seriously defeated (blasted into walls and stuff like that).
Cut to more shots of Excel kicking ass.

BUT OLD LOYALTIES DIE HARD

Excel and Hyatt in security room, Hyatt presses button and spears fall around Excel. Then Hyatt walking carrying a revolver for a moment… then Excel with the Daitenzin, looking at TV screen which shows Hyatt serving drinks and working for Ill Palazzo. Then Hyatt walking with revolver again. Shot of Hyatt talking to Ill Palazzo, then confrontation where Hyatt points gun at Watanabe.

THIS YEAR

Various shots of Ill Palazzo looking evil or dramatic, Excel looking evil or dramatic
Ill Palazzo shooting Excel with gun from episode 1

EXCEL

More shots of Ill Palazzo looking and Excel looking dramatic, then Excel being hit with rocket launcher from episode 1

WILL KILL ILL PALAZZO

Excel finally “dealing with” Ill Palazzo in episode 25
Excel killing Hyatt and Cosette from episode 26

“Kill Palazzo” concept (c) Alexander Van Wingerden-Cross ("your evil twin") 3rd May 2004. Of course, if anyone wants to do an Excel Saga/Kill Bill thing in a totally different way then I don't mind, just mention "your evil twin" OK? 8)

[demented]

Damn that's muthafuggin long. Cliff that shit up

[your evil twin]

Ok, here's the short version.

DEATH VIOLENCE DEATH VIOLENCE DEATH VIOLENCE DEATH

THIS SUMMER

DEATH VIOLENCE DEATH VIOLENCE DEATH VIOLENCE DEATH

EXCEL

DEATH VIOLENCE DEATH VIOLENCE DEATH VIOLENCE DEATH

WILL KILL ILL PALAZZO

DEATH VIOLENCE DEATH

[Brsrk]

This looks like something I'd enjoy, hope it gets made!

Excel Saga = awesome series
Kill Bill = Awesome movie

The two put together = surpasses God

[Tsunami Jones]

A friend of mine was actually working on this.

[Joykiller]

...Video idea...

That would be SO much fun to do!!!! Can you tell me where to get the trailer audio? I've already got the entire Excel Saga series ripped on my computer from the dvd's because I was considering doing SOMETHING to excel. This is geneous if you ask me. I know I could pull this off.

[your evil twin]

Well, there's two different Kill Bill trailers... problem is that most of the sites that have them do streaming downloads, but i'm sure there's somewhere you can get them from and put them on your harddrive. Alternatively try using eMule or Kazaa... then again, you could just get the music/soundtrack.

The reason why my post was so long was that it wasn't supposed to be a copy of the Kill Bill trailer, but actually an entire re-enactment of the movie in 5 minutes. There are actually some movies that have trailers that give away all the best bits of the movie (the director of The Sum of All Fears was really pissed off because the trailer gave away the fact that they DON'T find the nuke in time - BOOM)

For the opening parts you want the music "Bang, Bang, My Baby Shot Me Down" by Nancy Sinatra. I think the other great music is calle "Green Hornet" or something, and I think that bit would go great with Hyatt holding the gun. Anyway, you should put that music in as well as the main famous Kill Bill music.

[your evil twin]

Sorry for double post, but for some reason this forum doesn't have an 'edit' button. Anyway, I'd like to point everyone's attention to this AMV, which has serious Excel ass-kicking and loads of moments that could be put into a Kill Bill trailer. http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members ... vid_id=182

WARNING: Massive spoiler warning! But the Kill Palazzo trailer would have the same spoiler moments so... erm, there.