Scintilla wrote:Heero_Yuy84 wrote:dokool wrote:Sean Connery wrote:What's the difference between you, and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
Alex Trebek wrote: I hate my job...
Actually, that line of Alex's came after:
Burt Reynolds wrote:Alex Trebek wrote:Burt Reynolds wrote:Alex Trebek wrote:Burt Reynolds wrote:Alex Trebek wrote:Burt Reynolds wrote:Alex Trebek wrote:Burt Reynolds?
That's not my name.
All right, <i>Turd Ferguson?</i>
Yeah, whaddaya want?
You buzzed in!
No I didn't.
Yes, you DID.
Yeah, well, that's your opinion.
Marlon Brando wrote:
You're like a squawking parrot...you're an ant!
(Yeah...you caught me...blanked on Trebek's response to the joke, that seemed fitting all the same)
