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by kthulhu » Mon Dec 30, 2002 2:10 am
Anyhow, when the time for Canada's glorious annexation comes, every US citizen (and even the illegal aliens we know of and do nothing about) will get a small portion of Canada that they get to run.
I talked to my Congressman, and he says he'll put me down for some prime blocks of downtown Vancouver. My first act of legislation for the Greater Downtown Vancouver Republic will be to ban any sweaters with moose, reindeer, or Santa on them. There will be confiscation and public burnings of such articles. The sweet softness of American toilet paper will be taxed and require forms and authorization, so former Canadian citizens will have to use leaves or the old Canadian money if they cannot pay up or get approved. I will have a team of "police" to keep law and order, and they shall be called The "Eh" Squad.
It will be a grand reign, and every Canadian citizen will welcome and hail the conquering American forces storming largely unimpeded and unchallenged over the border towards Ottawa.
ONWARD TO CLAIM THE MAPLE PRIZE, BRAVE SOLDIERS!
I'm out...