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by kthulhu » Tue Dec 31, 2002 12:40 am
You're scared because you are going to be on the annexed side. It's not too late to dump the zero and get with a hero, as it were. If you renounce your Canadian citizenship and pledge allegiance to the soon to exist United States of Canadian America, I will contact my Congressman and tell him to put you on my "`special camp' deportation exempt" list.
You can support the glorious annexation of Canada by housing American soldiers and sending money to the US government. Convert your money into the iron strong US dollar (or Mexican pesos) now, because when the provisional American military government sets up shop in Ottawa, they will take US greenbacks, but they won't take Canadian money.
If you're wondering about what YOU will do after the glorious and great annexation, just ask. I love the Canadian people, and have a liberal, tolerant view towards them. I want their annexation to be as fast and painless as possible, so I will hook up as many as I can with good positions. Others of my kind, though, aren't so gracious, and have plans involving farm camps, chariots, and cattle prods.
Thank you, and God bless the USCA!
I'm out...