Gimped

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:24 am

Do I still get paid?

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 12:49 am

R-A-N-M-A wrote:I decided to act america, but before I got very far, I was drafted.

Truer than you think.

Canadian bullet catchers in the front!

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:06 am

Pssst kthulhu, we aint going to war up here.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:05 am

Pssst R-A-N-M-A, the US Army is buying Canadian soldiers from your government. $14 US each.

It's a conspiracy - pass it on.

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:07 am

Psssst, we took you money and sent you 1 000 000 000 card board cut outs of Celion Dion (ACTUALLY SPELLING). Bush actually thought had that many soldiers.

(CANADA'S POP: ABOUT 35million)

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:11 am

Yes, but how many trees did you sacrifice for those cut outs?

And I say we get a partial or full refund, seeing how some of those cut outs came with semen streaks and cardboard bends in the pelvic area.

YOU DO NOT FUCK TREES OR PAPER GOODS! OR RICK MORANIS!

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:16 am

We took all the wood from oregon. we took it when you all were looking a a duck, all 7 of you who live in oregon!

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:21 am

There are 3,421,399 of us, sir.

And it should be noted that there are no ducks in Oregon - just lots of beaver.

Hence you are a liar, as is usual of men of your Canadian ilk.

Hence you lose, and I win, which is just par for the course.

Shazam!

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 2:25 am

Shut you cry hole. Lets just blame our argument on British Columbia! DAMN YOU BC!

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 7:11 pm

Sink into the ocean, British Columbia!