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kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:37 am

My point, ramrod, is that to be amusing, you have to be offensive.

You gotta be edgy, sarcastic, knock people down and make them your bitch. I did it at MY local taco place, and now I get free Mexican cinnamon sticks whenever I want.

Do you want free metaphorical Mexican cinnamon sticks? Do you? Then be prepared to grab the rainbow hard by its dirty testicles and SQUEEZE until the leprechaun on the end shits out the metaphorical pot of gold.

Or something.

Now go out there and make me proud, ramrod.

And clear up that Rollerboys problem, while you're at it.

Sage13 · Post by **Sage13** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:42 am

rollerboys problem????? i see so you have a problem with chasing after them? well sounds like you need to keep that to your self. as for the "proverbial mexican cinnomon sticks" who cares? i can cok my own damn meals. or should i be helpless and depend on others for the rest of my life? or not even depend on them just beat them into submission? either way i found gold and i didn't need to grab another guys balls to get it, i really don't like groping people.............it's not gentlemanly, well thats not always true

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:44 am

All right, you've been an OK sport about this.

You are no longer "ramrod".

I now pronounce you...Corey Haim.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:46 am

Sage13 wrote:rollerboys problem????? i see so you have a problem with chasing after them? well sounds like you need to keep that to your self. as for the "proverbial mexican cinnomon sticks" who cares? i can cok my own damn meals. or should i be helpless and depend on others for the rest of my life? or not even depend on them just beat them into submission? either way i found gold and i didn't need to grab another guys balls to get it, i really don't like groping people.............it's not gentlemanly, well thats not always true

You're sucking, try harder with more anger, kick kthulhu in the sack and take his fucking cinnamon sticks, Corey Haim.

Sage13 · Post by **Sage13** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:47 am

thats wonderfull............... an ex of yours?

I feel so thrilled i have been given a title that i have no clue what it means by sombody i neither know nor respect......great start

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:50 am

Sage13 wrote:thats wonderfull............... an ex of yours?

I feel so thrilled i have been given a title that i have no clue what it means by sombody i neither know nor respect......great start

You're getting better! Keep it up, and counter whatever he says with something extremely intelligent, thusly giving you an advantage.

Sage13 · Post by **Sage13** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:52 am

Like i actually need to counter? he practically counters himself

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 3:57 am

Sage13 wrote:I feel so thrilled i have been given a title that i have no clue what it means by sombody i neither know nor respect......great start

You don't respect me? I'm motherfucking Gary Lee. I run this forum. You, Corey, you just sleep in Speedbagger's side yard. Keep trying, and you too can run with the Rollerboys.

You don't want to be in the noose on the Day of The Rope, do you?

Then squeeze the rainbow's hanging fruit until it's raining fucking Skittles.

KhayotiK · Post by **KhayotiK** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 4:00 am

Fuck.

Sage, you lost. You had a good start, but you just lack the skill to come back to that AND do better. You just need to level up for a couple months before you try again for the Delusional badge..

Go train in the WOT.

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 4:01 am

All right, I think I've had enough fun at this poor noob's expense

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Welcome to the forum, disregard all my "Prayer Of The Rollerboys" themed insanity, and enjoy your time here.

Do go out and make us proud, though.