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Propyro
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Post by Propyro » Tue Aug 05, 2003 8:21 pm

ok just thought i'd up date you guys rather then make a new post.

I've been running a sheeps foot for about 3 weeks now ... rather then the 4 that i thoguht i was going to be doing this ... well sucks to be me. the job's still boring and monotonus as hell.

For the last 3 weeks i've been waking up at 4 am so my grand father can give me a ride (since it's on the way to his work.)

I have no lunch break, i have to eat while i drive the equipment.

The weather is usualy very hot and really sunny ... which means very dusty ... i usualy can't look forward to a cool breeze because all it carries is dust ... and lots of it. I'm still picking black shit out of my nose and horking up brown gritty loogies from friday ...

But yea ... my job sucks ... i drive a giant vibrator back and forth all day ... the only plus i have is that my grandfather went to Italy so i don't ahve to get up at 4 am any more ... i can get up at 5:45-6:00 am now ... so i get normal ammounts of sleep now that my mother drives me to work. id get even more sleep if i were to hurry up and get my fucking licence ... but thats a different bitch rant.

Anyways, i'll be doing this job for at least 2 more weeks ... possibly 3... i don't think i'll get to go back to doing hard wood floors this summer ... thats one of the things that sucks about being a general laborer ... you never know what the hell your going to end up having to do.

/fin

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Post by Toecutter » Tue Aug 05, 2003 10:37 pm

Boring, monotonous work in hot, dusty conditions, in which all you do is uninterrupted driving? You even have to eat while driving the machine? Damnit, why does everyone else get to have all the fun?
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Post by Kamoc » Tue Aug 05, 2003 10:42 pm

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Post by SS5_Majin_Bebi » Wed Aug 06, 2003 12:47 am

Kazutaka wrote:
Lyrs wrote:it would be better were you a girl with a clit ring

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.......................................................................
..............................................IS STILL THINKNG ABOUT THAT..............
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Very....mentally stimulating isnt it?

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Post by Propyro » Wed Aug 06, 2003 6:19 am

Toecutter wrote:Boring, monotonous work in hot, dusty conditions, in which all you do is uninterrupted driving? You even have to eat while driving the machine? Damnit, why does everyone else get to have all the fun?
you think thats fun ... try falling asslep wile yoru drivig and waking up only when you hit the sides of the pit yrou sorking in ... thats a real nice feeling ... fuck ... one of these days i'm going to end up running over the soil engeenere ...

/fin

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Post by kthulhu » Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:01 am

All of your problems can be solved with a 12 pack of beer and a shotgun.

At least, they'll be solved until the new ones pop up.
I'm out...

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Post by yuppa » Wed Aug 06, 2003 11:58 am

Ya drive sixteen tons. what do ya get? Absolutly nothing if ya aint got a clit.! Too bad those vibrations cant make ya ooh! You owe ya soul to the ANimemusicvideos org. :D
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Post by Toecutter » Wed Aug 06, 2003 2:55 pm

you think thats fun ... try falling asslep wile yoru drivig and waking up only when you hit the sides of the pit yrou sorking in ... thats a real nice feeling ... fuck ... one of these days i'm going to end up running over the soil engeenere ...
Then you really don't know me. If I had a Rolls Royce Silver Ghost, and enough money to do nothing but drive for the rest of my life, you couldn't pry me out of the seat with a jackhammer. To me, there's nothing better than driving cars or riding motorcycles (except target practice). Even when I'm sick and going to puke my guts out, I'd rather be behind the wheel than incapacitated on a couch or bed at home.
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Post by Propyro » Wed Aug 06, 2003 6:48 pm

ok toe cutter, yoru talking about a different kind of driving ... i woudnt mind doing that either ... but htis is the exact same fuckign thing over and over again, back and forth in a fucking dirt hole.

lol yupa ... the only way you can get any kind of kicks form that is is you stick something hard on yoru seat and sit right on it ... other wise the independant suspension of the seat absorbs everything.

12 pack and a shot gun ... i hate beer ... it looks far too much like piss to be a good beverage ... already have a few shot guns ... meh ... whatever ... target practice is always fun.

/fin

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Post by Otohiko » Wed Aug 06, 2003 6:50 pm

I get a boner from the vibration in the car every time :lol:

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Honda turns me on...

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...neways, I digress
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