Double O Ninety wrote:God dammit. I needed an easy opinion for help. I cant read all this.
You want background?
Two years ago, I'm normal, and have lots of friends.
There's a cool Chorus/Band trip to Hershey Park. We were going for a weekend, and stayed at a hotel.
My friend, let's call her Leena, was an idiot and wanted to sneak boys into our room.
Right before bed, she sneaks Edget up on the elevator.
Everything was fine, you know. We were chillin, watching the game havin a bud. Well, the Sixers game...
Anyway, our phones were taken away earlier, so the boys walkie talkied us to let us know that PTA moms were on the prowl for Edget. We hid him in the bed, under the bed, and in a cabinet.
News Flash from Guys: They are looking everywhere.
This is where it goes into I Love Lucy mode.
Ethel, or Ilyssa, and I had this brilliant idea.
I get in the shower, clothed of course.
Edget stand in the back of the shower.
When Carly's dad comes searching, he sticks his head in the bathroom, I stick my head out of the shower and ask what's going on.
My shirt was obvious.
I took it off.
I had a bra on.
I was flat anyway. Even flatter than now. It was like wearing my bathing suit.
Edget was David's best friend, David was my "boyfriend."
Not really, I mean, we never did anything...
So we're in this shower for like ten minutes, and I'm annoyed.
I get dressed, and go into the hotel room next to ours, to see the game and eat marshmellows.
Carly gets in the shower.
Carly's dad comes, she has a panic attack, ditches the shower, and joins us in the other room.
Edget is busted.
A little later, we all get called down to Miss Sinkler and Clugman's room.
We get bitched at.
Everyone lies, I tell the truth.
The next day, Edget gets sent home, and we chill at the park. Even the guys on the walkie talkie got in trouble. Our punishment was two school detentions, but since Mrs. Sinkler thought it was cool that we pulled it off, we just chilled with her.
Fun.
Then, when I get home, David is a mad, MAD little boy.
Edget said I had sex with him and engaged in other, dirty, shower activities.
I didn't, and everyone there knew it.
Ilyssa was standing there, signalling me for when PTA dad, Mister Stanton came along.
Anyhoo, Craig, the loud mouth tells the whole school.
I'm not allowed to be a peer helper anymore, because no one would take me seriously after how I disgraced the school.
Miss Florez said that I should be ashamed for sinning like that.
Everyone believed Edget's story.
Now, to this very day, it gets brought up in conversation.
Hell, I talked to Tom about it a few nights ago.
Anyway, David was mad, and almost everyone hated me, so I crawled straight back to Edget.
He's doing it again.
With Jedi.
AKH, PLEASE don't give him anyway to contact Kevin. This is a nightmare.
Also, everyone forgets that Carly did it, too.
Jeez.
In the words of Sam: This sucks. The Sixers lost. We're in trouble. I'm goin to bed.
You know, Leena's parents never heard about it because they would have sent her back to India. Sinkler let her off.
oh gawd elementary days ;-p a little more graphic than mary kate and ashley but... see?? you mention shower scene and you got a dozen talking diks =0, havin a bud
(root bud? wine cooler at least!!) ... well watching a sixer game. Thank god... I thought you were watching leave it to beaver... hehehe
And the dude's a bastid. Bastid at 11, Bastid at 13 lets hope he's not one at 18 or he'll be found face down in a K-mart parking lot.
