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imadude · Post by **imadude** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 8:14 am

and to answer the cease and desist order

this is my normal animemusicvideos.org forum behavior

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 8:30 am

imadude wrote:ok i haven o idea why i never corrected my drunking ramblings but despite what i said that Bacardi 101 filled evening i AM a dude

theres reasons why i don't drink ...

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imadude · Post by **imadude** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 8:36 am

ynow everytime i see that poster it reminds me of the time i fell asleep in my dryer (since my dryer is in my bathroom)

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 8:39 am

ever seen somone puke at 120 km/h? I did ... it was very messy ... my dad had like a bottle and a half of Grappa (more or less italian vodka/moon shine) and on the way home he rolled down the window and puked all over the 407 (a highway) at about 120 km/h ... not a pretty sight, left puke all the way downmy moms car, from the front of the back door to the licence plate (it got carried around by the wind).

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Moonlight Soldier · Post by **Moonlight Soldier** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:32 am

Heh, you think that's bad...we were helping one of my brother's friends move in to his 11th story apartment, and the one guy ended up getting totally sloshed at a bar, then he woke up in the middle of the night and puked off the balcony...heh...the neighbours never knew what hit em...

Nestorath69 · Post by **Nestorath69** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 6:53 pm

Alcohol is cool, but only if you're in control. you get sloshed, you're stupid. a social buzz is really all that's necessary.
As for smoking, I'm currently working on kicking the habit.

Nat makes me almost socially acceptable.....

I think.....

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 7:00 pm

imadude wrote:im bored and just wondering how far THIS one will go

rules
must be female (or a man with a clitoris that looks like a woman)

one note: the clitoris is a "degenerated" penis

degeneration in penis can accur when the body no longer creates testosterone.

Nestorath69 · Post by **Nestorath69** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 7:04 pm

The one thing about this:

If I say too much about myself, I'm egotistical and arrogant. Vain, too. Negative qualities. But if I emphasise how cool I am, how socially perfect I can be, I get knocked for that, too.
I say I'm the perfect guy, looking for the perfect girl. Then I have a chip on my shoulder big enough to rival alot of the heavy hitters here on the forums. HA HA HA!

But then again, you turn around and look at it from another direction, and you ask, "If he's perfect, why don't he have a girl?" And no one would care for the justification.

Of course, now I'm busted for being too self conscious... and maybe a bad speller, to boot. HA HA HA!

God. I hate Utah. Why's I come to Job Corps? AAAAAAAAGH!!!

Lyrs · Post by **Lyrs** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:35 pm

Join the Army.

You'll have a job, a chance to got to exotic locations, the chance to meet lots of girls, and lastly a chance to get shot at.

neway, at least the training will do some good for your confidence.

SS5_Majin_Bebi · Post by **SS5_Majin_Bebi** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:32 pm

Nestorath69 wrote:All right, i got distracted from my Way Off Topic surfing by some guy complaining about how everyone is whining or whatever about how they're dateless. So, to that effect, Here I go!

I want a girl that
1. Is not only intelligent, but also 'street-wise' so to speak.
2. Is Honest. Lying is out of the question, including the annoying little white lies.
3. Is open hearted. Not jaded or cynical, willing to greet everything with an open mind.
4. Caring. Can understand my faults and try not to hold them against me too much.
5. ACTIVE. Can climb mountains, go camping, survive a mosh-pit, then go clubbing until 4AM, then get up at 9 the following morning and be ready to do it again.
6. READS BOOKS
7. Self confident. I don't wanna have to answer the "am i fat" question
8. Basically my best friend before I'll even consider her.

Basically, i'm looking for my equal. someone who can keep up with me, not only physically, but spiritually and mentally... and then challenge me to do better... and give good sex, and bring beer.

Oh, and she has to be somewhat attractive.

Is that too much to ask for????????

Considering I'm looking for the EXACT SAME GIRL and I have yet to find her, I'm thinking that it may be too much to ask for. To add a corollary to that list:

9. Is NOT hung up on an ex boyfriend, can understand that HE's HER EX FOR A REASON AND HE IS NOT COMING BACK FOR HER.

But it seems that that is just WAY too much to ask for. Maybe we should both just become shallow losers who go out with heartless bitches whose only good points is that they are drop dead gorgeous girls who know how to fuck.

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