the only way i can ever live up to this spamming name is if I were to spam like I have the past few days... And it's difficult...
I mean.. I'm too busy half the time and by spamming late into the night... I get no sleep and I go to work feeling like shit... but what's the point, right? I mean... i can hold my head up high knowing i've spammed in teh most useless forum on the world. hurrah! oih... i've (I Have) more important things to be doing like.. working on AMVs.. which I haven't been doing in a long time.. and getting my effing driver's license, and hanging out with 15 y/o girls! bastards... you deprive me of this!
esp YOU, Phade.. bastard.. you and your FORUM... you've doomed me... all because you wouldn't make me a MOD... oih.. i wonder if you'll ever read this... i doubt it.
anywho...
maybe im just too tired to think of all this... in a straightforward manner...
THE OTHER THING ABOUT SPAMMING!
WHAT HAPPENED?! It used to be just 3-5 spammers... and just that... what happened to the ORIGINAL spammers?
where's j-bone? and rozard? these 2 were OGS... i miss them...
but ever since people started teasing people of shit... and gloating about post counts... more and more people have jumped on the bandwagon and are trying to be OG... when it's too late.
JESUS! there has to be about 20 different people trying to spam this damned board. it's upsetting... to see people try so hard to make a name for themselves... -_-
R-A-N-M-A was a FINE example.
however.. the thing is... he would have passed my total posts up in a week. he averaged 100+ posts a day... it was NUTS... everyone else tries too damned hard...
i miss r-a-n-m-a...
but who else is really worthy enough to sit atop the a-m-v.org Forum heirarchy? if not me? then who? priuscomet? r-a-n-m-a? mr bucket?
WHO CARES?!
it'll be Ermac. you'll see... once he realizes he TOO has no life he'll try to be like everyone else. and he'll have 10k posts in no time.
i wouldn't doubt that.
and now a word about pie...
pie, as we all know, is a desert that can also be used as a reference to sex. perfect examples may include... PEACH pie... CHERRY pie.. and my favorite... POONTANG pie.
back to spamming...
most of the people i've encountered on this forum... lacked... what some would call... "humor". I, however... being unfamiliar with the term... refuse to pick it up and learn what it has to teach.
the moral of the story of "humor"?
"Please, Think Of The Domo-Kuns..."
dont get me wrong, i love you all.. i really do...
its just that alot of you can be real turds...
and since we're on the subject of turds, let me enlighten all of you on proper hygiene... and some words of wisdom...
"if you shake it more than twice... you're playing with it."
and with that said.. i think i've said too much... and that this post would have been just as meaningful had i deleted all this other BS and posted the 3rd paragraph by itself.
Fuck... I think I just swallowed a bug.
questions? comments? please email me. or post your spam. damned trend seekers! YOU MAKE ME SICK! SICK WITH JOCK ITCH!
