It's only a flesh wound!

OrenTheSaiyan · Post by **OrenTheSaiyan** » Sat Oct 26, 2002 8:22 am

I woke up this morning to find my cat gnawing away at my foot.... I can't even tell it's a foot anymore....

priuscomet · Post by **priuscomet** » Sat Oct 26, 2002 3:59 pm

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this is why i consider cat as food...

yeah....its only a flesh wound...until the bacteria in your cat's mouth infect your foot and puss starts comming out as teh gangreen adn mold start infesting itself deep within your bone marrow.

only a flesh wound.....

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Sat Oct 26, 2002 5:18 pm

hmm.. puss coming out of your foot.. feet can be inserted into boots...

puss-n'-boots? DAMN CAT

Rini210 · Post by **Rini210** » Mon Oct 28, 2002 10:59 pm

I was hoping this would be on Monty Python...

But cats are evil creatures bent on chewing you up. They have a burning desire to kill their owners, and some lucky cats succeed (however, their owners aren't so lucky.) When I become an old lady, I want to be the type who lives alone in a huge mansion with about 10 cats!! And I want to scare all my neighbors!

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Mon Oct 28, 2002 11:23 pm

Prius, you REALLY make cats seem worse than they really are.

Unless your cat REALLY fucking hates you, it won't cut you up THAT badly.

You're just overreacting.

I mean really, have you ever even seen someone get that from a house cat?

OrenTheSaiyan · Post by **OrenTheSaiyan** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 3:37 pm

my foot is mutating....

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 4:35 pm

Uh oh.

Must be that metal ball those humans shot into it's foot.

Tell me...

Did your cat have any red tentacle-like things coming out of it when it bit you?

Kamoc · Post by **Kamoc** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 8:00 pm

no, but mine's walking refrigerator-like.

:unknown: · Post by **:unknown:** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 8:08 pm

did you sprinkle cat nip on your toes before you went to bed?

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 10:47 am

that cat nip shit is bogus