yeah you tell em! For some reason rant made me smile and think about how much I really hate them, hating makes me giggle.Killuan wrote:One Piece Dubbed=Worste thing ive ever watched
One Piece Subbed= Very solid anime, with many twists and one hell of a story.
It doesnt really amaze me that "Ultimate" was not bothered by it, its more like im confused as to how its even possible that he was not bothered by it.
Well, I'm so against 4Kids I think ill post this....
4KIDS! THEY HAVE A DEATHWISH! THEY’VE JUST PROVED THAT THEY MUST *WANT* TO DIE! EITHER THAT OR THEY SIMPLY DO NOT HAVE ANY SOULS WHATSOEVER! OR MAYBE JUST NO BRAINS WHATSOEVER. IT WOULD TAKE SOMEONE WITH HALF A BRAIN TO SEE THAT ONE PIECE IS NOT A FREAKING CHILDREN’S CARTOON! IT’S AVERAGE AUDIENCE IS AGED 15-30! NOT FOR UNDER 10s! THE CHANGES ARE SO AWFUL THEY MAY HAVE WELL RENAMED THE SHOW ‘ONE-PIECE-OH!’ THIS JUST MIGHT BE *THE* WORST DUB EVER! EEEEVER! THIS COULD PROBABLY EVEN SURPASS CARDCAPTORS! NOOO! Now when I calm down, I will try to explain just SOME of the horrors instore. *tries to calm down* *good enough* Okay, first things first. ‘We Are!’ was an odd song, but it was fitting enough for the One Piece theme. But no, 4kids had to take the ‘we’re cool’ approach (in other words the ‘we suck and everyone hates us’ approach) by changing the opening theme to...yes, a PIRATE RAP SONG! (And I quote: ‘Yohoho! He took a bite of GUM GUM!) That alone would be enough to curse 4kids to hell and eternal suffering, but it gets far worse, trust me. Naturally, they pulled a VIZ and changed Gomu Gomu to Gum Gum. This wouldnt enrage me quite as much if it werent for the fact that they believe guns are unsuitable for children’s programs, thus Luffy isnt allowed to say ‘Pistol’. It’s ‘Gum Gum Blast’. As for the REAL guns, well they’re all gone. Blood and violence? Sayoonara. Nami kicking gits in the crotch? Snip. Anything that made One Piece funny, great and enjoyable? Bye byes! In fact, the end result has had many people who never saw the original saying that it’s ‘boring’ and ‘not funny at all’. (sticks more knives in 4kids voodoo dolls) But just when you think it cant get any more pointless, we remember the glorious Sanji-sama. Oh dear boys and girls, smoking is bad, we cant let the brainless retards who watch our crap see that! says 4kids. I’ve got a great idea! Lets digitally edit the guys TRADEMARK and ESSENCE OF SANJI into a LOLLYPOP! Oh great idea! Maybe now we’ll finaly die like we deserve! And the voices. I swear, my heart almost stopped when I heard Luffy speak. The thing about the voice-acting in One Piece is that it’s so god damn PERFECT. Every voice suits every character PERFECTLY! You can just hear the amount of effort and devotion that the voice-actors had to bring their characters to life. But hey, with 4kids, effort and devotion dont exist. Luffy sounds like...well I dont even know. Like some stupid thing out of a 50’s cartoon comes to mind, but it’s not Luffy. It sounded like they tried to make him sound funny like he does in the original, but whereas Luffy sounds funny, spastic yet cool in the proper version, English Luffy just sounds ohmygodI’mgonnathrowupallovermykeyboardIcantbelieve howhorrible4kidsare-ish. Zoro, or should I say ‘Zolo’ (why on EARTH...) sounds nothing short of lame. I dont wanna know about the others. Also, instead of Fluffy Luffy, or Lufy (with the ‘u’ pronounced like the ‘oo’ in ‘cook’) they pronounce his name ‘Loofy’. As in, rhymes with Goofy. Oh dear god...*cries and breaks more furniture* There’s a hundred other things that are so pointless I have no idea why they wasted the time to do them in the first place. All I know is that I’m too blinded with rage to remember.
One Piece is a masterpiece of story-telling, wit and the coolest characters I’ve ever come across. To have that all ruined and reduced to this utter, indescribable crap is one of the greatest tragedies of this age. I actually sincerely hope Oda-sama NEVER learns of this horror, or he will most likely either have a heart attack or become so depressed he wont create such wonders for us anymore.
I really, really, really hate 4kids.
I'll finish it off with a nice site re-capping every single thing 4kids had the sudden impulse in removing.
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclo ... 36&page=25 (The right side is the "dubbed Version" and the stuff in red is what was edited
But really Luffy's name is pronounced like Fluffy with the "F" or course. So not Loofy but Luffy...hmmm