Mr. Anime Universe Competition: The Talent Contest

u_queen · Post by **u_queen** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:30 am

u_queen: C'mon Ryuzaki, don't be a buzz kill. Your pretty good at tennis.

Ryuzaki: Yes, I was the English Junior Champion once.

u_queen: And you're a master in capoeira

Ryuzaki: Naomi teached me the basics, it's not that I'm a master.

u_queen: You really don't want to win ¬_¬

Ryuzaki: Of course I do, it's that those aren't real talents for me...

u_queen: Ok then, show me something interesting you can do.

Ryuzaki: I can do this.

u_queen: O_oU That wasn't what I had in mind.

Watari: Excuse me miss u_queen if I interrupt your conversation, but Ryuzaki gave me some photos for the talent contest in case he had stage fright.

Watari: It was part of the practice for becoming detective, he was constable for two years.

Watari: Also, he's the founder of "Anonymous letter", he made it when he was fifteen with some other kids of Wammy's House. The rock band only was famous in England.

Ryuzaki: Watari, it's not necessary to show the next one

Watari: Yes it is, I'm just doing what you ask me to do. Moreover, I'm very proud of this picture. You look so mature babysitting...

u_queen: *squees* Ahem. You see, L? You have more talent of what you wanted to show. Thank you Watari

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:02 pm

I left out one final talent for Lulu. He's an excellent cart driver.

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:57 am

Immorrel: Well Link, I guess we should demonstrate how talented you are.

Link: *shrugs*

Immorrel: That being the case, I think we should start with the basics. Link is a badass with a sword.

Immorrel: It doesn't matter how many he faces, or how badass they might be, he owns.

Immorrel: He's been doing it since he was a kid as well.

Immorrel: Long story short, don't mess with Link when he has a sword.

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:08 am

Immorrel: Next on the list of Link's talents is his ability to travel through time.

Immorrel: Through the ages, Link has been there kicking ass and taking names. If there's a princess in need of rescue he's got it under control.

Immorrel: Hey, wait a second. How the hell did you meet Zelda as an adult when she was still a kid.

Link: *points at the previous picture*

Immorrel: *facepalm* Ok, I feel stupid. I guess that is pretty good evidence that you know your way around the time-space continuum. I hope you don't accidentally blow up the world playing around with things that way.

Link: *shrugs, then points at himself*

Immorrel: Confidence and courage does seem to be your strong point, but I'm not sure even you could handle the world exploding.

Link: *hands Immorrel another picture*

Immorrel: Ok, I guess you did save the world from exploding before. Though I think that was a bit more like the world being erased as opposed to it exploding. I take your point though. That's also a good point to segue to your next talent which is shapeshifting.

Immorrel: Now the interesting thing about this particular talent is that you can change into a variety of things in a variety of methods. I think the strangest though is the fact that you can change shape by putting on a variety of masks.

Immorrel: And here is Deku Link as well.

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:41 am

Immorrel: We better go ahead and do a quick roundup on the rest of your skills before we get the cease and desist order from Headhunter.

Link: *nods and walks off stage*

Immorrel: What are you up to now, Link?

*Link comes riding in on Epona*

Immorrel: I'm not sure how you got Epona here, but you have always had a knack dealing with horses. What should we hit next?

Link: *puts a finger up in the universal "gimme a minute" gesture and rides off the stage. Once he finds a place to leave Epona he returns, takes a seat and pulls out an ocarina*

Immorrel: Musician, check. By the way, how the hell do you carry all of the crap you've collected so that you can use it when you need it?

Link: *pulls the belt pouch off his belt and starts pulling out a variety of things from it*

Immorrel: I really need to get me one of those. You know how much easier it would be to move with one of those things. So any other talents worth mentioning?

Link: *tosses Immorrel a picture*

Immorrel: Hold the phone, you skateboard?

Link: *nods*

Immorrel: Ok, I didn't see that one coming. I guess we should wrap this up and let someone else demonstrate why they are inferior to you.

Link: *nods and takes the remote from Immorrel and pushes a button*

Immorrel: In conclusion, We'd like to say that Link does awesome. Not many can do awesome, but Link does it with style and finesse.

*Link and Immorrel bow, and exit stage left*

footnote: DeviantArt FTW

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 1:50 pm

I think Immoral deserves to win this round. Too much awesome in just three posts.

Immorrel · Post by **Immorrel** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:59 pm

Code wrote:I think Immoral deserves to win this round. Too much awesome in just three posts.

And the best part as that there is no end to the awesome in sight...

Believe it

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:01 pm

For there is no charge for awesome. (Or attractive!! *^_^*)

SilversLightning · Post by **SilversLightning** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 3:47 pm

yesh, that's right!

speaking of which, here is Atemu's greatest talent of all (get ready to squee yaoi fangirls ^^)

protecting his greatest partner Yugi

Atemu: oh great, just publicize that I'm gay
DQY: what? that makes all the yaoi fangirls squee! and makes me squee
Atemu:

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:18 pm

Wurpess: *hugs Atemu* I think gay is a good talent. *^_^*

Sousuke: So you're going to give up on me and side with this guy because I'm not homosexual?

Wurpess: *Hugs Sousuke* Don't worry. You'll always be my favorite, even if you are straight. *^_^*

Mao: Don't worry, I have pics.

Wurpess:

Sousuke: