Biggest Badass Competition

[O-Kagachi]

Gatts would be badass even when buying baby formula, cause he DOES have a kid....except its all demonic like. I mean, he has one eye, a mechanical left forearm with a cannon in it, and he carries a sword thats 6'5 long, and 17" wide, how would that not look cool walking into a store for baby forumula?

[DriftRoot]

That WOULD look cool, so I guess he passes that sure-fire badass test with flying colors. Oy, the baby formula test. Right...

[O-Kagachi]

*Shamelessly points at video playing in personal Webpage*

watch it, and see just how badass Gatts is

[b00omshakalaka]

Here's a fun test of quality: who's more likely to be badass buying a carton of baby formula at the store? (I'm sorry, Sephiroth would fail miserably at this) If you're badass, you should be able to be this way all the time. Er, why am I picking on Sephiroth so much? Weird. hehe, it'd be fun to have the nominees take part in a talent contest to see who comes off the best (again, I just can't see Sephiroth handling grocery purchases with badass flair...). Perhaps everyone who ends up in the top 10 can come up with one of their own "talent" tests that the voters decide who passes and who does not. ^_^

Um...how does being badass have anything to do with buying baby formula? and even so don't pick on sephiroth! he can so pull it off ... i hope

[O-Kagachi]

Cause a TRUE badass can look and be badass even when doing the most sissy things.

[b00omshakalaka]

Cause a TRUE badass can look and be badass even when doing the most sissy things.

In that case don't judge sephiroth by how he looks and does things...u never know ... one day he just might turn soft and pull those things off....actually i acn see him doing it....and im laughing in my head so hard just pictureing it LOL!!!!!!!!! kommon sephiroth is the best I LOVE HIM!!!

[madbunny]

Cause a TRUE badass can look and be badass even when doing the most sissy things.

NO, that just makes him a poseur. Like those guys that drive honda civics with craploads of japanese stickers on them that they probably don't even know what they mean with a huge ass wing on the back that they can't even explain.

A real badass is like a Shelby Gt500. It's a thoroughbred. A real muscle car will beat your fancy honda and it doesn't need a sticker and a fancy set of headlights to do it. A real basass doesn't need a cannon, a 6 foot tall goddam sword and an eye patch to kick your ass.

The Poseur badass is like those trucks that have 35 shocks on them, six roll bars and 23 lights on 45" tires. Sure, he's pretty tough to look at, but so what? That just makes him a poseur.

[O-Kagachi]

O_o geez dude, its only a friendly contest, dont get so serious.

Btw, Gatts only likes using a bigass sword cause he can, and its a much more effective weapon to use when you're being hunted by demons, ghosts, and every other kind of evil every freakin minute of your life.

[b00omshakalaka]

NO, that just makes him a poseur. Like those guys that drive honda civics with craploads of japanese stickers on them that they probably don't even know what they mean with a huge ass wing on the back that they can't even explain.

A real badass is like a Shelby Gt500. It's a thoroughbred. A real muscle car will beat your fancy honda and it doesn't need a sticker and a fancy set of headlights to do it. A real basass doesn't need a cannon, a 6 foot tall goddam sword and an eye patch to kick your ass.

The Poseur badass is like those trucks that have 35 shocks on them, six roll bars and 23 lights on 45" tires. Sure, he's pretty tough to look at, but so what? That just makes him a poseur.

U GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell em madbunny!!! WOOT!!!!!! wait i hope that goes for sephiroth the real badass part
eh anywayz good JOB!

[O-Kagachi]

Well, this thread sure is degenerating....


Anyways, more pictures, or a moving picture in this case:


(Warning, Kinda spoilerific)

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