Mr. Anime Universe Competition: The Talent Contest

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:54 pm

Hunter: Hello and welcome back to the Mr. Anime Universe Competition. We had some hot gay action last round in the swimsuit contest, and now the votes are in and we're ready to move on to the Talent contest. Haruhi, the voting totals, if you would.

Haruhi: Yes sir, alright folks, here it is!

Sousuke Sagara – wurpess 18
Lelouch Lamperouge – CodeChrono 17
Alucard – The Origonal Head Hunter 16
L Lawliet/Ryuzaki – u_queen 15
Link - Immorrel 15
Edward Elric - megaman917 14
Pharoah Atemu – DivineQueenYeiweh 11
<s>Jakotsu – 8bit_samurai </s> 10
<s>Kogarashi – mirkosp </s> 8
<s>Jun Watarase – Pas1990 </s> 4
<s>Naruto Uzumaki – AaronAMV </s> 3
<s>Ash Ketchum – L.Fist </s> 2

Seras: On behalf of the staff, let me say thank you to everyone who competed and voted. Even if your competitor lost, please feel encouraged to stick around and root on your second choice.

Hunter: Enough pleasantries. Here are the rules for the Talent Contest portion:

1) Sponsors must provide pictures, gifs, or AMVs showcasing the talents of their chosen competitor. We are looking for a minimum of 3 of these in any combination, but the only limit is your man's number of skills.
2) No other rules outside those of the Forum Rules. So long as your man is in the picture/gif/video showcasing his skills, its allowed.
3) Voting begins in 2 weeks, on October 24th. If you do not post by then, consider yourself eliminated. Voting will begin at that time for the 5 that will move on to the Q&A session.

Hunter: Let the games begin.

VOTE ALUCARD!!!

AaronAMV · Post by **AaronAMV** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:00 am

Oh my god! Someone actually voted for me! And I didn't get last!

mirkosp · Post by **mirkosp** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:32 am

Kogarashi: It seems like we lost... I didn't have the chance to fully show my awesome 37 senses...

mirkosp: It's ok, Kogarashi-san... we'll try... next time.

Kogarashi: I guess so, maybe. *leaves for real this time*

mirkosp: Well, now that I'm not a supporter anymore... and since Jun has been kicked off too... GOGOGOGOGO LINK!!!

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:28 am

Code: Lulu! Aren't you excited? We got through!

Lelouch: Yeah, I guess. I'm really wanting to show off my various talents. Because there are quite a lot of them.

Code: Then I'll let you take the ropes in this round, aight?

Lelouch: Yep! Let's start off with...

Lelouch: My amazing Chess skill! I'm the Ashford Academy Chess Champion, as well as an uber:pwning chess master against some of the highest ranking noblemen and royalty. It also aids my tactical nature when I'm planning for the Black Knights to.... Uh. Igore that last sentence. *panics*

Code: Coo. But uh. You've got to have other... Uh.. More interesting skills right?

Lelouch: I suppose my time at the Kururugi shrine didn't go to waste because I'm also a very talented....

Lelouch: SPIRIT CALLER! :O I call upon the dead to do my bidding, and speak to the departed whenever I so desire to . I also ward off evil spirits that threaten my dearest Nunnally.

Code: Well that's definitly interesting. O-o But Uh.. We need a more... How shall I put this.... SEXY talent!

Lelouch: Oh! I gotcha. Well then, everybody should know that I was Britannia's NExt Top Model! :O

Audience and Code: *What?*

Lelouch: Yes! See my shots from my winning gallery!

CodeZTM · Post by **CodeZTM** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:28 am

Code: No Way. O_o

Lelouch: Yes way! I guess you could also call it modeling, but I'm also a very gifted and talented florist.

Code: This is getting out of hand. I didn't know you could do all that stuff!

Lelouch: Wait! I have one more VERY IMPORTANT talent. That's my. *cough* Amazing talent to negotiate a deal with anybody that I want with just a simple stare in the eye.

Code: Psshaw. Like you could really negotiate anything.

Lelouch: Wanna see?

Code: Sure, why not?

Lelouch: Isn't the presidents of Sony Microsoft and Nintendo in the audience?

*the three stand up and go on stage*

Lelouch: I, Lelouch Vi Britannia COMMAND YOU. CREATE ONE CONSOLE FOR ALL VIDEO GAMES, AND END YOUR PITIFUL CONSOLE WAR ONCE AND FOR ALL!

*shiny bird floats out of Lelouch's Eye and hits all three in the eye*

Three Goons: Yes master. We shall call it the X-Tendo363.

Lelouch: Could anybody else have done that?

Code: *mouth agape & open* How.....

Lelouch: There we have it folks! Vote for me! Lelouch!

SilversLightning · Post by **SilversLightning** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:16 pm

DQY: ZOMG look at that Atemu you made it (shakes Atemu violently)
Atemu: ....can I have meh shirt back now?
DQY: here you go. I'm so proud of you!
Atemu: (sarcasm) Yay....
DQY: Well, here are some of Atemu's talents that aren't so obvious like....um...card games
Atemu: Hey, those cards get me loads of money each day
DQY: Dude, you're a Pharaoh. Your bank account should be bigger than Kaiba's ego
Atemu: True...

DQY: dude, does ruling a freakin' country count as a talent?
Atemu: I sure hope so cuz it sure as hell needs talent to do it right. and sitting on this hard surface is a real talent
DQY: Yeah....sure....

Atemu: I also work part time as a spellcaster. Did you know that? My country needs magic to protect us from random disasters and stuff
DQY: and, magic is sexy?
Atemu: Oh yeah...

My hobbies include singing in famous plays such as Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
DQY: Damn that's random as shit! And that's three. Save some more of your talents for later hun
Atemu: Does my card game playing make an appearance later
DQY: Nah, that's too boring. You DO want people to vote for you, right?
Atemu:

8bit_samurai · Post by **8bit_samurai** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:18 am

useless text wrote:8bit_samurai: Well, it looks like we lost by one vote. Oh yeah, here's Inuyasha's dog ears as I promise

Jakotsu: What? Where's Inuyasha?

8bit_samurai: Hey, I just promised his ears, that's all

Jakotsu: Damnit, what's the point of having these when I never took them myself?

8bit_samurai: Well, here's a souvenir for your trip back

Jakotsu: Oh, marshmallows. Thanks, I guess

8bit_samurai: Well, I guess this is goodbye

Jakotsu: Wait, where am I going?

8bit_samurai: All you gotta do is go in that box, and you'll be back from once you came. Just like Kagome and her magic well, or whatever it was.

Jakotsu: Oh, okay. I guess this is goodbye. Will I see you next time around?

8bit_samurai: Hmm. Sure, why not?

Jakotsu: You better not be joking, or I'll get my revenge. Ha Ha Ha.

8bit_samurai: Ha ha ha

Jakotsu: See you around 8bits. *Gets in box* Hey, so how do I get back to where I was? Wait a minute, where was I before this?

8bit_samurai: See you around Jakotsu *Presses button on remote* Jakotsu? Hmm, I guess it worked.

Seras: Was that, a time machine?

8bit_samurai: Umm... Sure... Why not?

Haruhi: Were those really Inuyasha's dog ears?

8bit_samurai: Only if you want them to be

Seras and Haruhi: Okay...

8bit_samurai: Go <s>Jun Watarase</s> <s>Kogarashi</s> <s>Average Male Protagonist between the ages of 16 and 25</s> Alucard

Oh, almost forgot my box

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:57 pm

*Much jumping up and down, group hugging, and general festivating in the Sousuke Area*

Chiyo-chan: YAY! Mr. Sagara, you got the most votes!

Sousuke: Oh, yes. So it would seem.

Yomi: But don't get too comfortable yet. We still have the talent portion to get through.

Kurz: Aw, don't worry about this guy. He's pretty multi-talented, so I'm sure he'll do fine.

Wurpess: *returning, slightly out of breath with an armful of stuff* Not to mention he looks so sexy while doing them.

Mao: So what's all that you've got?

Wurpess: Um, some souveniers, from to remember the contestants who got taken out. I have Naruto's headband, Ash's hat, Jun's panties, the bra Kogarashi wore last round, and the sash from Jakotsu's kimono. . .and Sousuke's swimsuit, just because.

Anyway, time to put this in the vault with Sousuke's uniform and Cloud's hair. I'll be back to help you hammer out the details for the talent competition. *runs out of the room*

Osaka: So, Mr. Sagara, what ARE you good at?

The Origonal Head Hunter · Post by **The Origonal Head Hunter** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:06 pm

Hunter: Seras, has Alucard's list of talents been faxed in from England yet?

Seras: Just arrived sir.

Hunter: *sighs and stands up, walking to the middle of the stage with Alucard* Let's see... First up, we have incredible endurance and stamina, even in the face of multiple severe wounds. *pulls out a bunch of knives and throws them all into Alucard's gut*

Alucard: *looks down curiously* Huh?

Hunter: *nods and checks off the list* Next... Great with firearms. *looks up* Let's get a willing volunteer.

*some shmuck is dragged on stage by security*

Shmuck: Hey! Let me go, I'm not willing!

Hunter: Alright, Alucard, do your thing.

Alucard: Yes sir...

Hunter: *checks off as the body is dragged off stage* Next, transformation. *looks over to see a young woman where Alucard used to be, holding a tommy-gun*

Hunter, Seras, Haruhi, and the audience: ...

Hunter: Check... And last but not least.......

Haruhi: Boss?

Hunter: *looks over at Alucard* You must be joking.

Alucard: *grins* It's a personal hobby.

Hunter: *shakes his head and checks it off* And ventriloquism...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/Va ... lsils2.png

Alucard: Say hello to the folks, Mina.

Little Doll: *head rotates towards the audience and the mouth drops open to let loose a loud roar*
VOTE ALUCARD!

wurpess · Post by **wurpess** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:20 pm

wurpess wrote:Osaka: So, Mr. Sagara, what ARE you good at?

Sousuke: Well, I can pilot Arm Slaves.

Mao: Wait. We need a sexy pic of Sousuke in his pilot suit.

Sousuke: Um, right.

Anyway. I'm also proficient at hand to hand combat

and am a master of camouflage.