Ms. Anime Universe Year5, Round3: Talent

[megaman917]

Chad: Voting is now over. Time to move on!
Chuck: But first, here are the results from our voting polls! *giant screen appears and displays the results*

Mio Akiyama(K-ON!)/Megaman917 11
Ryoko Asakura(The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)/8bit_samurai 11
Fate Testarossa; Fate T. Harlaown(Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS* )/Ruby-Eye 10
Faye Valentine(Cowboy Bebop)/The Origonal Head Hunter 9
Kallen Stadtfeld(Code Geass)/Code 9
Louise Françoise de la Baume le Blanc de la Vallière(Zero no Tsukaima)/Immorrel 9
SGM Melissa Mao(Full Metal Panic!)/wurpess 9
Ayane(Dead or Alive)/L.Fist 8
Fujiko Mine(Lupin III)/Pinkjacketaddict 8
Francesca Lucchini(Strike Witches)/Chrono63 NO SHOW
Shizu Shidou(Maria Holic)/Ishbalan NO SHOW

Chad: Both our DOA girl, Ayane, and the original femme fatale, Fujiko Mine, have both been eliminated! I'm sad now. *depressed*
Chuck: There, there, Chad. Here are the rules for our talent competition.

Link: Ladies, below our giant screen is our new stage. Whenever you decide to get out of water and showcase your talents, post pics, animated gifs, and or AMV links that display you character's talents. Following the Screencaps posting rules is a given. Sponsors, as long as your character is featured and displaying their talents, there are no other restrictions.

Sousuke:Voting begins as soon as all 7 contestants have posted or on July 26th; which ever comes first. Come July 26th, if you haven't posted consider yourself eliminated. Voting and campaigning rules remain the same, however only 5 will move on to the next round.

Chuck: First up............

[8bit_samurai]

8bit_samurai: Ryoko Asakura, are you ready?
Ryoko: Yes
8bit_samurai: So, what are your talents?
Ryoko: While I was in Canada, I joined the Canadian Forces for a short time

Ryoko: We didn't really see any action, but it was a great way to see different places of the world

Ryoko: It's also a great way to meet new people

Ryoko: And the commander was amazed how skilled I was with the multiple weapons they had available

[8bit_samurai]

Ryoko: I am also an ametuer Moto Racer, though it isn't something I do often

Ryoko: It can be a long day at the race track

Ryoko: Lately I've been trying my luck at drawing

Ryoko: I think I'm getting pretty good at it

Ryoko: But sometimes it can be pretty tiring

[8bit_samurai]

Ryoko: My peers have complimented my culinary skills

Ryoko: Cooking seem to have a natural feeling to me

Ryoko: Like it was second nature

Ryoko: I really love chopping things! I don't know why, it just feels, exhilarating!

Ryoko: Would you two care for some?
Chad: Smells delicous!
Chuck: Hmm, maybe after this round is over.
Ryoko: Alright. I'll just store it away for now.
Chuck: Thank you, Ryoko!
Chad: And who will be the second one up?

[mirkosp]

RYOKOISM \o/

[hasteroth]

Darn... you know how to rub me just the right way. Canada... damn you! DAMN YOU!

You have my vote

[CodeZTM]

Code: So we made it through to the next round...
Lulu: Seems so...
Code: Damn it... >.<
Kallen: Can I go home now?
Code: No.. We're too deep in this now. WE MUST WIN.
C.C.: Plus, I have a ton of more photographs to share with the world.

Chuck: Sweet... HERE WE GO PEOPLE.
Larry: In her talent portion debut, none other than Kallen.



Kallen: After tying up Code, CC, Lelouch and everyone else with embarassing photos of me, its finally time to play this game seriously. My first and foremost talent...



Kallen: I am a professional mercenary and personal bodyguard for Lord Zero. My military talents are vast and many and I'm just as strong if not stranger than any man out there.

Larry: I'd let her clean my gun anyday.
Chuck: Actually, I'd rather not.
Larry: What? You gay or something?
Chuck: IT's not that... Its just that she can probably kill us with a spaghetti noodle, and we shouldn't bother her....
Larry: Bah. What could she or any of these ladies possibly... Oh... Ouch... [Says Larry as he pictures himself being brutally murdered by the contestants]

Kallen: My military talent isn't my only skill, however.. I'm also a world class lightweight...



Kallen: Boxing champion. That's right. =D I took the world tournament by storm after knocking out some Ippo dude.

Larry: Amazing.
Chuck: Really Amazing.
Larry: I wish more female boxers wore clothes like that.
Chuck: It's probably why Ippo lost..
Larry: I know I'd be lost in those things...

Kallen: But I'm more than just an awesome rack and violence. Oh yes. I'm also a brain behind the boobs.

Larry, Chuck and all Male Sponsors: "LEH GASPETH"

Kallen: Yes... I'm also...



Kallen: A very skilled librarian. As a matter of fact, I was the world-class librarian champion three years in a row. My literary knowledge got more people checking out books than any librarian in the world.

Chuck: I don't think it was her literary knowledge..
Larry: Don't break her heart.. Let her have her little moment.

Kallen: But now for the most obvious talent of all. The one everybody's been waiting for...




Kallen: I am the ace pilot of the Guren Sieten, and can kill millions of people or armies or weapons in a matter of minutes. I am also the only one capable of flying this delicate piece of machinery. Even that bastard suzaku couldn't handle it.

[CodeZTM]

Larry: Wow. Seeing her in that cockpit is sexy...
Chuck: [snickers] Cockpit.



Kallen: HMPH. I find that sexist and disgraceful to women. I'm leaving until the next round... /storms off


[After Kallen is off stage, C.C walks on stage with a microphone]

C.C: Actually, Kallen left out one tiny little skill she has.





C.C: She is a skilled prostitute.

Kallen: CC.... [She says in an angry trembling voice..]

C.C: That is all for this round. Now, I must leave or I fear for my own death.
Code: But you're immortal.
C.C: It still hurts to get squished by a mech, shot a dozen times with a shotgun and thrown into a harvester.
Lulu: Now I remember why I chose her as my body guard.

[CodeZTM]

[Damn it.. Can't edit, and the second pic is supposed to be this one in the bunny trio]

[megaman917]

Megaman: Just a reminder that the deadline is July 26th.