AMVLTLOTD - Compiling [Waiting on Intro/Audio]

[Chez]

I put in a request form "Lolita Acquisition 4025-A" in triplicate, and have yet to receive my loli shipment or my statement of rejection.

What gives?

Your mail was not received, your pedo-bear stamp statement was invalid please go to the nearest police and or news station to requisition another one. If this process is too slow for you /rs/ should supply temporary loli replacements until your stamp statement has been filled out. Once processed your loli amount will be verified on the amount of script time dialogue as set by film commission standards. For every minute of dialogue you will gain one loli. If the dialogue is nothing but a single letter for one minute you will lose two lolis. If you don't have lolis to lose then repossession will be in effect and items from your personal home will be put into our custody. Hope you enjoyed Sanchez Loli Emporium S.L.E if you have any complaints code would be our customer service representative.

[CodeZTM]

I make no guarantee that my telephone representatives speak english.

[The Origonal Head Hunter]

Question: If I have 3 hours of script audio, but its wurpess and I reading Chaucer's Canterbury Tales verbatim in funny voices, would I still gain the requisite 180 lolis?

[Chez]

Question: If I have 3 hours of script audio, but its wurpess and I reading Chaucer's Canterbury Tales verbatim in funny voices, would I still gain the requisite 180 lolis?

Negative 180 lolis working around the system and making something not based on the mep project creates an issue on the fine print of the loli document. Anything longer then the meps over all length will result in in a loss of home and or family. If you run out of both distant relatives will be confiscated.

[The Origonal Head Hunter]

Anything longer then the meps over all length

Technicality! The overall length of the MEP includes its production time, which clearly takes up more than 3 hours, so i have several months of dialogue with which to work. Alright, if it must be based on the MEP we will simply be reading off the winning Texas Lottery numbers for the past 6 years. in order chronologically.

[superdrunkenpenguin]

I am interested. Send me the audio please.

[CodeZTM]

I am interested. Send me the audio please.

Oh good. I was wondering if you'd make it in time. =D The deadline is Sept 11, but you'll obviously get more time that that if you need it!

[Chez]

Technicality! The overall length of the MEP includes its production time, which clearly takes up more than 3 hours, so i have several months of dialogue with which to work. Alright, if it must be based on the MEP we will simply be reading off the winning Texas Lottery numbers for the past 6 years. in order chronologically.

Clarified statement. The meps time as allocated now does not include the dialogue therefore its time variant is not dependent on the script. So it can not pass the time allotted by the length of the standardized audio tracks already in place. There for anything longer then the mep time with out dialogue will result in repossession. Any further regards to this matter will result in repossession. Any attempt to further change statements into your favor will result in repossession. That is all.

[CodeZTM]

Why the hell are you a film student? Go into law or business, and you'd make a fucking fortune.

[The Origonal Head Hunter]

So, just so that we're finally clear, I just have to make sure my scripted dialogue falls one frame shorter than the combined total length of the tracks, correct?

Excellent