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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Chez » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:37 pm

So I log onto my aim for the first time in a few years and I get sex botted, so I quoted that thing some starwars
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hi!
"rodrigodickinson (rodrigodickinson)" signed on at Wed Aug 24 21:59:10 2011.
smanchezo: yo
rodrigodickinson: Hey whats up>? 22/F here. u?
smanchezo: nm
rodrigodickinson: Hmmm. Have we taIlked be 4?
smanchezo: unsure
rodrigodickinson: Oh okk. l wasnt sure. But Anywayzs.. Whats up?
smanchezo: being boring
rodrigodickinson: Oh lm Iike soooo bored. There is nothing to do.
rodrigodickinson: Oooo wait. Maybe there is. Have you ever watched a girIl strip on cam b4?
smanchezo: a long log time ago in a gaaxy far far away
rodrigodickinson: WeIlIl.... Do u wanna watch me strip on cam?
smanchezo: are you obi wan kanobi?
rodrigodickinson: Yeahh??? Ok welI you have to signup on this site so that l cannot be recrded.
rodrigodickinson: lt onIly takes a minute and it is free. mk?
smanchezo: help me obiwan you are my only hope
rodrigodickinson: *************insert site here********** go right there thenn at the top of the page cIick on tha golId JOlN FREE button. ok?
smanchezo: the force is strong in this one
rodrigodickinson: AIso it wilI ask for a credit carrd whhen you signup. But do not worrry
rodrigodickinson: lt does not charge the carrd at aIl. Not even a penny. lts just to maake sure that u r over 18. k?
smanchezo: I sense a disturbance in the force
rodrigodickinson: K babe weIl hurrry up. When you get Ilogged in then view my cam and we can have some fun
rodrigodickinson: l aIso havve some toys ;-X but you have to tipp me some goIld or takee me in privat to seee those.
smanchezo: This is not the aim you are looking for
rodrigodickinson: Hey Iets taIk on there my aim iis messing up.
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Prodigi » Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:36 am

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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Kitsuner » Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:25 am

Apparently I started an in-joke with the loss prevention guys at work a few months ago without realizing it. For the past four months, they would ask me if I'd gotten chinese food, or tell me they were getting chinese food. I didn't get it, but I'd play along, because hey, why not?

Tonight I finally asked what it was about, and they thought I had come up with it. They told me that back in May, I walked into their office, asked if someone ordered chinese food, and left. A minute later, they smelled a raunchy fart, and neither one did it. Supposedly I farted in their office and called it chinese food. The next week, Jonathan (the LP supervisor) walks up to me in the break room, ripped a loud fart, and asked if I ordered any chinese food. I was super confused for the next four months.

See, I don't actually remember any of this happening. They said I was playing my game for that first rebuttal, so that one I'm not surprised I didn't notice. I don't remember farting in their office either, but I can believe I'd do that. I probably farted, then got distracted by the smell of chinese food.
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Kitsuner » Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:29 am

Ladies... ;)
OtakuGray wrote:Sometimes anime can branch out to a younger audience and this is one of those times where you wish children would just go die.
Stirspeare wrote:<Stirspeare> Lopez: Vanquish my virginity and flood me with kit. ["Ladies..."]
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Ileia » Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:59 am

That story goes great with your avatar.
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Hathor Liderc » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:29 am

[12:03:26 AM] Hathor Liderc: RAWR!!!
[12:03:41 AM] Desert Punk: no smurfin way!
[12:04:00 AM] ShadowRanma: WHAT THE SMURF!? O.o
[12:04:01 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): MOTHER SMURFER!
[12:04:13 AM] Hathor Liderc: I smurfed your mom last night Jack!
[12:04:23 AM] Desert Punk: smurf you! Smurf hole!
[12:04:34 AM] Desert Punk: you can smurf this dick
[12:04:39 AM] Hathor Liderc: I'll smurf you RIGHT IN THE SMURF!!!
[12:04:51 AM] Desert Punk: Not if i have anything to smurf about it
[12:04:52 AM] Craig Juan: LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:04:55 AM] Hathor Liderc: Just like I smurfed Craig!
[12:05:00 AM] Craig Juan: what the smurf?!
[12:05:16 AM] Hathor Liderc: mother smurfers!!!
[12:05:17 AM] ShadowRanma: SHUT THE SMURF UP, YOU DUMBSMURF! >:C
[12:05:22 AM] Craig Juan: you didnt smurf nobody, you dumb piece of smurf!
[12:05:26 AM] Hathor Liderc: I'll SMURF YOU ALL!!!
[12:05:37 AM] Hathor Liderc: Cause that's how I smurf!
[12:05:44 AM] Craig Juan: ...
[12:05:50 AM] ShadowRanma: That's not what your mother said.
[12:06:05 AM] Craig Juan: Oh SMURF YOU MAN!!!
[12:06:06 AM] Hathor Liderc: lol you're out!
[12:06:09 AM] Hathor Liderc: Lanko!
[12:06:25 AM] ShadowRanma: oh Smurf it... >.>
[12:06:26 AM] Hathor Liderc: Craig took it right in the smurf!
[12:06:41 AM] Desert Punk: you bunch of scruffy nerf smurfers
[12:06:49 AM] ShadowRanma: Smurf Smurfity Smurf Smurf Smurf!
[12:06:56 AM] Desert Punk: SMURF
[12:07:08 AM] Desert Punk: Secret Militia Underground Resistance Force
[12:07:10 AM] Hathor Liderc: I smurfed Chii right in the smurf! She LOVED it!
[12:07:18 AM] ShadowRanma: SHUT THE SMURF UP!
[12:07:27 AM] Hathor Liderc: She was saying "Smurf me! Smurf me harder!"
[12:07:54 AM] Hathor Liderc: I had jack yelling the same thing when I smurfed him later on... =3
[12:07:56 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): WHAT THE SMURF?!
[12:08:03 AM] Desert Punk: I don't think you... smurf... in... my... smurf-righteous suicide
[12:09:10 AM] ShadowRanma: We don't! It's our charm! Quit smurfing it up! >.<
[12:10:24 AM] ShadowRanma: Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf Smurf!
[12:10:55 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): SMURFEN SMURF!
[12:11:16 AM] ShadowRanma: ................................................................................................................I'm all smurfed out, dudes. X_X
[12:13:42 AM] Hathor Liderc: Smurf you mother-smurfers!
[12:14:22 AM] Craig Juan: this is so smurfing awkward
[12:14:43 AM] ShadowRanma: Smurf yeah. >.>
[12:14:59 AM] Desert Punk: i'm smurfing off
[12:15:05 AM] Desert Punk: hope thats ok with everysmurf
[12:15:07 AM] Hathor Liderc: At least we're not the smurfing flintstones!
[12:15:21 AM] Desert Punk: but i like the flintstones
[12:15:22 AM] Desert Punk: smurf
[12:15:54 AM] ShadowRanma: If we were the Smurfing Flintstones, we'd rock peoples' worlds.
[12:16:15 AM] Hathor Liderc: Smurf the flintstones!
[12:16:24 AM] Desert Punk: i'm gonna smurf you like an animal, i wanna smurf you on the inside
[12:16:54 AM] ShadowRanma: Screw the money! I have Smurfs!.............Wait. that was wrong. Lemme try again. XD
[12:17:02 AM] Hathor Liderc: So...were'nt we gonna VC or smurfing?
[12:17:38 AM] TYPE-Lunatic! (Frozen Insanity): I'll smurf in a bit
[12:17:58 AM] Craig Juan: brb
[12:18:15 AM] Craig Juan: real quick, i gotta grab something downstairs
[12:19:51 AM] Craig Juan: ok lets start
[12:19:59 AM] Craig Juan: fuck...rice didnt even cook! grrr
[12:19:59 AM] Hathor Liderc: ok
[12:23:47 AM] Hathor Liderc: brb gotta take a smurf!
[12:24:54 AM] Hathor Liderc: Ah...that was a good smurf...
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by aesling » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:26 pm

A conversation regarding my video card frying:

10:18 PM - Strange, Cryptic Crow Count M.D: oh, ok. I was thinking that it was a new card you got when you built the computer
10:19 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: no, no
10:19 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: that would blow chinks
10:19 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: haha
10:19 PM - Strange, Cryptic Crow Count M.D: definitely
10:19 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: *CHUNKS
10:19 PM - Strange, Cryptic Crow Count M.D: ahhahahahahahah
10:20 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: XD
10:20 PM - Dr. Aesling, Strapping It On: oh man
10:20 PM - Strange, Cryptic Crow Count M.D: I'm still laughing
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by Warlike Swans » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:11 am

Went to 7-11 wearing a polar bear hat at around 1am.

Obviously drunk & stoned guy: Sweet hat.
Me: I thought so.
Obviously drunk & stoned guy: So you ever rub your face in blue cheese?
Me: Uh... I think that would be rather smelly.
Obviously drunk & stoned guy: Aw! Worry about that at the end of the day!


I have no idea if that question contained innuendo.
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by aerotem » Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:55 am

<aerotem> what the fuck
<aerotem> my farts reek
<aerotem> of cigarellos
<aerotem> what is this
<AaronAMV> loel
<aerotem> did I eat a fucking cigarello????
<aerotem> WHAT IS THIS
<aerotem> THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE
<AaronAMV> ya
<AaronAMV> moa
<AaronAMV> lma
<AaronAMV> lamo
<AaronAMV> la
<AaronAMV> mlao
<AaronAMV> lmao
<aerotem> HOW DID I DIGEST THAT SHIT THEN
<aerotem> AND LMAO
<AaronAMV> lmao
<aerotem> WAY TO FUCKING MISTYPE LMAO
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Re: Funny Convos

Post by kenisama » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:38 am

Convo with my 7 year old son...

Son: Dad, what does that sign mean <pointing to the no smoking sign>
Me: It means "no smoking"
Son: But Dad! I'm not smoking!!
Me: Good, then that means its working 8-)
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