Tool's Newest Album Is Gayer Than General Music

NMEisMIA · Post by **NMEisMIA** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:45 am

I just finished listening to it and I have to say that it's much gayer than this forum.

Flint the Dwarf · Post by **Flint the Dwarf** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:00 am

You were that eager to hear the new album? An album you'd probably already decided was gayer than anything you'd come across that day?

Org Profile · Post by **Otohiko** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:14 pm

I swear NME, couldn't you just pick on some other part of the forum where the lack of taste is more rather than less apparent?

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:19 pm

What the hell is NME even doing here?!?! 0_o Shouldn't he have been banned already?!

NMEisMIA · Post by **NMEisMIA** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:01 pm

You guys should be happy that an album that some people poured a lot of work and time and money into is gayer than this forum that you go to for free. Tool is out a bunch of time and effort and their record label is out a bunch of money, by posting here you guys are out a fraction of that time and effort and basically none of that money. You guys don't know how fucking good you have it. If general music is the gayest forum here (which it is, there's no question about that, ask anyone) then you should have no problems leaving. Tool isn't about to stop being a band because they made one gay record, every record they've made is fucking gay in some respect. I was just trying to highlight the fact that you guys are less gay than Tool's new record, and you should count your blessings because of that fact.

Farlo · Post by **Farlo** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:03 pm

Bardiel13 · Post by **Bardiel13** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:09 pm

I'm still confused about how the quality of a record determines sexuality, but whatever.

azulmagia · Post by **azulmagia** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:22 pm

At any rate it cannot be as gay as anything Shatner's ever recorded. Or Herve Villechaize, come to that.

NMEisMIA · Post by **NMEisMIA** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:43 pm

Ben Folds is a cock. He dug up Shatner's musical corpse and violated it in every pusy, oozing orifice. Shatner never should have been allowed in the studio ever again after that abomination he shit out.

Get a life you fucking faggots.

Sephirothservant · Post by **Sephirothservant** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:46 pm

Hm, it seems I have run into a true idiot. Such a shame, especially saying that I like this forum.

*sigh* People like you deserve to have their intestines shoved up their asses, and I would say brains, but apparently you have none.

To call Tool gay means nothing for one thing. I have friends who are gay, and quite awesome at that. A means of sexuality cannot be used as an insult, but I'm sorry, I forgot, you are an idiot afterall.

To prove it even further, you went and listened to an album to a band you don't even like. At least Maynard [singer] has brains and is quite the literate and a smart one. As for you... words cant even describe your stupidity.