Funny Convos

[Jadecavy]

(Between a friend and I, it's kind of a running joke between us that neither has a life.)

Her: yeaa.... but next year you might get a life!

(A couple other lines of unimportant stuff)

Me: Nah, I'm not going to get a life
the closest I'll have is whatever [friend] and I will do at laurier
and then I'll be in the room like, 23 hours of the day
oh
that came out wrong

[-MD]

The link in the convo --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Ke3cHeob0

[Jadecavy]

Not exactly a convo, just a story where a douche gets what he deserves...

Today this one kid from some other school was in our cafateria, and there were a few people walking around cleaning, including a nice old lunch lady and a kid doing community service as a janitor for some stupid shit he did. The lunch lady was cleaning up some messes. The kid from the other school intentionally spilled his drink and told her "Get over here and clean up my mess, old lady." The kid doing community service (who graduated last year and is like, 6 foot 6 and 300 lbs) told him not to be so rude. He responded with "What are you going to do about it, faggot?" The janitor kid jumped on him and beat the shit out of him, the kid had no chance. After, the principal came in and kicked out the kid from the other school, and instead of punishing the janitor kid, just sent him to chill with the other janitors for a while while he cooled down. That kid is my freaking hero.

[wurpess]

[talking to hubby on yahoo while he away at a school]

Me:
And how is RafeRafe?

Rafe:
so close to finished with this crap it hurts XP

Me:
You make it sound like gay sex. XP

Rafe:
if you say so
I just want to be done

Me:
Ok, I just shot rum and graham cracker out my nose.

Rafe:
....

Me:
"You make it sound like gay sex." "I just want to be done" XD

Rafe:
and I'll just talk to you later

[purplepolecat]

[hasteroth]

Me:
Ok, I just shot rum and graham cracker out my nose.

That sounds painful

[Prodigi]

http://lifeintheworkforce.tumblr.com/

[Magnus]

http://lifeintheworkforce.tumblr.com/

*loves you for this*

[Prodigi]

http://lifeintheworkforce.tumblr.com/

*loves you for this*

You can follow it on twitter for updates @LifeInTheWF

[NS]

Old convos I stumbled across recently:
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[12:26:12 AM] Blain: strretlight feb 18th
[12:26:15 AM] Blain: BE THERE DUDE
[12:26:31 AM] Tory: yo but how the fuck am i supposed to be there
[12:26:58 AM] Blain: get here
[12:27:26 AM] Tory: but
[12:27:27 AM] Tory: how
[12:27:33 AM] Blain: wit magic
[12:27:35 AM] Blain: or goose
[12:27:44 AM] Tory: what about a magic goose
[12:27:50 AM] Blain: there ya go
[12:30:29 AM] Tory: ok then so how does one go about finding a magic goose
[12:30:41 AM] Blain: dude
[12:30:47 AM] Blain: You cut down a birch tree right?
[12:30:56 AM] Blain: then you go by the lakeside at night
[12:31:12 AM] Blain: and slap a piece from the middle of the cut down tree log against the water
[12:31:23 AM] Blain: repeatedly
[12:32:25 AM] Tory: that sounds easy enough
[12:32:29 AM] Blain: yeh
[12:32:32 AM] Blain: It's not too badf
[12:32:39 AM] Blain: especially since you get a magical goose for it
[12:32:48 AM] Blain: but you do have to catch it, which can be tricky
[12:33:38 AM] Tory: man i catch birds all the time
[12:34:11 AM] Blain: how many are magic?
[12:34:25 AM] Tory: none, at least not to my knowledge
[12:34:39 AM] Blain: then you shall be in for more then you know
[12:35:00 AM] Tory: but waterfowl do happen to be my specialty
[12:35:11 AM] Blain: Oh nice
[12:35:19 AM] Blain: Well, you should be fine, and if not, you can just keep trying
[12:35:24 AM] Blain: you have like almost a month
[12:35:39 AM] Tory: i got all the time in a world to catch some birds
[12:35:47 AM] Blain: yeh, but you need one by the 18th
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[1/28/2011 2:21:17 AM] spncr: yeahhh
[1/28/2011 2:22:00 AM] spncr: and at least 90 diffenent people clicked on it
[1/28/2011 2:22:08 AM] spncr: cause i have 90 new unique pageviews on my blog
[1/28/2011 2:22:14 AM] Blain: oh baby
[1/28/2011 2:22:20 AM] Blain: that's how you do it
[1/28/2011 2:22:22 AM] spncr: yeah
[1/28/2011 2:22:33 AM] spncr: im pretty much the most popular guy on the block
[1/28/2011 2:22:41 AM] Blain: dude
[1/28/2011 2:22:49 AM] Blain: you need to start updating it regularily
[1/28/2011 2:22:54 AM] spncr: i know
[1/28/2011 2:23:11 AM] spncr: i need to like have a goal
[1/28/2011 2:23:12 AM] spncr: of like
[1/28/2011 2:23:19 AM] spncr: taking at least one pic every day
[1/28/2011 2:23:39 AM] spncr: and posting it
[1/28/2011 2:23:53 AM] spncr: speaking of
[1/28/2011 2:23:55 AM] spncr: i think ima post one
[1/28/2011 2:24:06 AM] Blain: post a picture of me
[1/28/2011 2:24:11 AM] Blain: slamming a cupboard door
[1/28/2011 2:24:15 AM] spncr: kay
[1/28/2011 2:24:17 AM] Blain: being angry
[1/28/2011 2:24:21 AM] Blain: and call it artsy
[1/28/2011 2:24:23 AM] spncr: kay
[1/28/2011 2:24:32 AM] Blain: It'll be a statement about the teenage situation in america today
[1/28/2011 2:24:38 AM] Blain: and you'll get invited on the colbert report
[1/28/2011 2:24:44 AM] Blain: deep shit
[1/28/2011 2:24:57 AM] spncr: dude
[1/28/2011 2:25:00 AM] spncr: how do you think of this stuff
[1/28/2011 2:25:05 AM] spncr: that will work for sure
[1/28/2011 2:25:09 AM] Blain: Cuz I'm amazing
[1/28/2011 2:25:17 AM] Blain: I'm the ideas guy, we've been over this
[1/28/2011 2:25:26 AM] spncr: this is a tre fact
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[2/20/2011 11:22:44 PM] Blain: dude, go to food network, wait for the show to come back on, and check out this goober of a dude in a green shirt they got on there makin' up some cupcakes
[2/20/2011 11:28:01 PM] spncr: wtf
[2/20/2011 11:28:02 PM] spncr: hahahahaha
[2/20/2011 11:28:10 PM] spncr: get out of here guy
[2/20/2011 11:28:25 PM] Blain: house of cupcakes? more like house of HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE
[2/20/2011 11:28:34 PM] spncr: lol
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