Funny Convos

[Pwolf]

Boss: Lake Tahoe screwed up on their domain name and had to change it from gotahoe.com to gotahoenorth.com.
5min later...
Me: OH I GET IT NOW!

Much laughter from my coworkers ensued.

[Ileia]

Boss: Lake Tahoe screwed up on their domain name and had to change it from gotahoe.com to gotahoenorth.com.
5min later...
Me: OH I GET IT NOW!

Much laughter from my coworkers ensued.

I don't get it.

[Otohiko]

I lol'd

[meleechampion]

... got a hoe?

[McDirty]

Who da hoe?

Friend: "So you make videos?"
Me: "Well I have a profile called mcdirty."
Friend: "So you make porn?"
Me: "¯\(°_o)/¯"

[Jadecavy]

Who da hoe?

Friend: "So you make videos?"
Me: "Well I have a profile called mcdirty."
Friend: "So you make porn?"
Me: "¯\(°_o)/¯"

Porn for the eyes.

[CodeZTM]

Me: It's great to be back boss, although I didn't expect to have to come in so early on a Sunday. O_o
Boss: Well, we've been at a loss without you! We don't have any idea of how to make these stupid computer things run, so we've had to call in all sorts of help!
Me: Oh surely somebody worked!
Boss: Nope, I almost called in some experts.

-Walks into a room, where a dog is sniffing at a computer, a cat sleeping on the keyboard, and a small toddler banging on the office printer with a rattle-

Boss: O_o
Me: I'd say you have been calling in all kinds of help, but I'd hope I have more expertise then them, although that cat certainly reminds me of some technical support I've had in the past.
Boss: XD

[Prodigi]

Latest update from Life In The Workforce:

Let There Be Dried Clothing!
C - “Getting up and putting on slightly damp clothes on a winter morning is probably the 5th Circle of Hell.”
R - “Do they smell? That’s the 9th Commandment.”
C - “For God said on the 5th day: ‘If thou hast a heater in thine vehicular mode of transportation then thou shan’t suffer the indignity of questionable odours.”
R - “…”
C - “Too much?”

[Prodigi]

Not a 'convo' per se, but I just came across this again and it still puts a big ol' smile on my face. I posted the following in a thread in General AMV about "the future of AMVs" back in 2007:

Spoiler :

In the year 2525
If Koop is still alive.
If Decoy can survive, they may find.

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies.
Everything you rate, op and play, is in the pill you took today.

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your cds, won't need your 'drives.
You won't find a thing to view.
Nobody's gonna look at You(tube).

In the year 5555
Your dots hanging limp at your sides.
Your hexagons got nothing to do.
Some program creating them for you.

In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no AE, won't need no Pro.
You'll pick your song, pick your anime too.
Press the button and it plays for you. Whoa-oh

In the year 7510
If Godix is comin, he oughta make it by then.
Maybe he'll look around himself and say.
"What the fuck, you must be gay".

In the year 8510
Godix shakes his mighty head.
He'll either say: "Are you a wonder twin?"
Or it ends up in recycle bin. Whoa-oh

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin if Brad is gonna be alive.
He's taken a Canadian from her home.
And he ain't edited since. Whoa-oh

ZS paints ten thousand cells
Zarx has made a billion hells.
For what we never knew,
Now AMV's reign is through.

But through eternal nights.
The twinkle of monitor lights.
So very far away.
Maybe it's only yesterday.

In the year 2525
If Koop is still alive.
If Decoy can survive, they may find.

In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies.
Everything you rate, op and play, is in the pill you took today.

In the year 4545
Ain't gonna need your cds, won't need your 'drives.
You won't find a thing to view.
Nobody's gonna look at You(tube).

[ZephyrStar]

Oh wow, the memories