Funny Convos

[Kionon]

<Dinger> so I heard that in Game of Thrones, Rob Stark's wife dies of a stab womb
<Shui> I've read some of the books, thought they sucked ass.
<Shui> that's why I don't watch the series.
<trythil> Stirspeare: Shui
<Stirspeare> trythil: Methinks the shui doth protest too much.

Shui actually loves Game of Thrones but thinks liking it now is too mainstream.

[Kimberly]

[10:37:00 PM] Kimberly: omg im teary and laughing i must look crazy
[10:37:02 PM] Kimberly: -avoids self in mirror-
[10:37:35 PM] joel: omg im also avoiding myself in the mirror because ive been breaking out in all kinds of blemishes and im on the brink of suicide
[10:37:53 PM] joel: ive been drowning myself in benzoyl peroxide
[10:37:55 PM] Kimberly: OMG IM LITERALLY CRYING NOW
[10:37:57 PM] joel: LOLLLL
[10:38:50 PM] joel: i literally used this stuff earlier that is 10% BP so these better dry out and disappear
[10:39:23 PM] Kimberly: DUDE UR SKIN IS GONNA GET FUCKED UP

[Ileia]

[11:54:03 PM] Ileia: "This is why I can't leave Kit at home by himself."
[11:54:45 PM] Kiiiiiiiiiitsuner: that's the real reason we don't have a couch, isn't it?
[11:55:03 PM] Ileia: Yes.....
[11:55:08 PM] Ileia: ....we DID have one at one point
[11:55:17 PM] Kiiiiiiiiiitsuner: but I humped it to death
[11:55:18 PM] Ileia: but you twerk-humped yourself into a stupor
[11:55:25 PM] Kiiiiiiiiiitsuner: I'M A MONSTER
[11:55:52 PM] Ileia: DON'T LOOK AT ME!
[11:55:57 PM] Ileia: *STILL HUMPING*

[Kionon]

Kit twerks?

[Kitsuner]

[catgod]

maybe you should be the ice king avi instead

[Mkid]

[11:54:03 PM] Ileia: "This is why I can't leave Kit at home by himself." Quoted Image converted to link:
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[11:54:45 PM] Kiiiiiiiiiitsuner: that's the real reason we don't have a couch, isn't it?
[11:55:03 PM] Ileia: Yes.....
[11:55:08 PM] Ileia: ....we DID have one at one point
[11:55:17 PM] Kiiiiiiiiiitsuner: but I humped it to death
[11:55:18 PM] Ileia: but you twerk-humped yourself into a stupor
[11:55:25 PM] Kiiiiiiiiiitsuner: I'M A MONSTER
[11:55:52 PM] Ileia: DON'T LOOK AT ME!
[11:55:57 PM] Ileia: *STILL HUMPING*

its okay doe he twerkin mad good

[macchinainterna]

[12:01] <macchinainterna> Stirspeare: macchinainterna
[12:01] <Stirspeare> macchinainterna: Macchinainterna is a pokemon.
[12:01] <macchinainterna> Gotta catch me all
[12:01] <macchinainterna> My body mass counts for five individual pokemon
[12:02] <Chez> stop eating all dem berries
[12:02] <macchinainterna> No, they're delicious
[12:02] <Chez> fair enough
[12:03] <macchinainterna> Damn straight

[ZephyrStar]

<ZephyrStar> Stirspeare: ZephyrStar
<Stirspeare> ZephyrStar: Finding themselves in a military function, and then (with rare exception) only wore his uniform except when it was at büyükada off the scales. Flapping his wings to regain some of the ego via the process rather than accumulated capital and those whose feelings will get me started on the shelf more often. We believe this baking system offers our guests coming back for me to get fucked by zephyrstar.
<ZephyrStar> so...
<ZephyrStar> Stirspeare: fuckcakes
<Stirspeare> ZephyrStar: Penis repair surgery.
<ZephyrStar> fair enough.

[meleechampion]

<Ileia> What if it was someone who was allergic to peanuts? They would go into anaphylactic shock sticking their dick into a Resse's McFlurry.