Little Things You Love

[BasharOfTheAges]

At work me and my work buddy always play jokes on each other, lately whenever we see each other infront of the pop machine, we will mash a random button (usually giving us the soda we didn't want) just to piss each other off but actually its just really funny. I came up on him doin it and he saw me coming so we ended up mashing two buttons at the same time. I guess since its an old ass pop machine both came falling out instead of just 1. We found a glitch with the machine, wonder how long we can do this till they notice. Free soda ftw.

We had a machine at the place I worked summers at in college that dropped a free one every 3 or so times you bought something from it. It was from the 80s by the look of it and in an area of the plant that hardly anyone worked in by that time, so nobody cared much. I think they may have stocked it themselves now that i think of it... it had pepsi and coke in the same machine.

[EvaFan]

At work our managers are handing out stickers when you follow safe work practices or guidelines for a monthly prize drawing. Me and my buddy refer to them as banana stickers from the metalocalypse episode on adultswim. GOTTA GET DEM BANANAAAA STIIICCCCKKKKKEEEERRRRRRSSSSS

[Castor Troy]

I've been putting funny stuff in my work messenger status like "A sea monster ate my ice cream!" (from ducktales) and various movie/video game/anime quotes.

Alot of my co-workers have been laughing their asses off seeing what funny shit I put every week.

I'm still an entertainer at heart within any capacity I can peform in.

[TEKnician]

ICE CREAM!!!!

[EvaFan]

ICE CREAM!!!!

I can agree with this though lately its been dairyqueen frosties or sonic milkshakes/slushies. They cheap and full of yum.

[CodeZTM]

Finding the world's best toothbrush and feeling as though your teeth are ACTUALLY "from the dentist clean".

What? I'm a hygiene nut.

[Radical_Yue]

Finding the world's best toothbrush and feeling as though your teeth are ACTUALLY "from the dentist clean".

What? I'm a hygiene nut.

Don't feel silly >>

Kisanzi and I used the same kind. They are win.

[dj_ultima_the_great]

Okay, so I have been bitching up a storm about my mother for who-knows-how-long now, and I think it's only fair if I mention something that I love about her.

How do I explain this? It happened while we were cleaning out the house and we decided to put some stuff on the curb in hopes that people would take it. We started getting to things that we could have feasibly left at the house for the next tenants, and my mother started having this proactive hatred towards the next people. Now, since the house was being foreclosed upon, we have no idea who will end up living there after us. Our conversation went a little something like this:

Me: What about the ladder? Should we leave that here?
Mom: But that's my good ladder!
Me: We can't use it in the apartment.
Mom: Yeah... you're right. Put it on the curb.
Me: We could leave it here in the garage for the future tenants.
Mom: ...fuck them. That's my good ladder.
Me: So it's okay if strange passers by pick it up, but not the next residents.
Mom: You're damn right. Fuck them.

We both couldn't help busting out laughing. I'm glad that out of all this mess, we do still find humor in random shit. It probably doesn't even seem that funny to you guys reading it now, but for us, it was just one of those moments when the absurdity of the situation was downright hysterical.

And hey, you heard it here first: if you're going to move into my old house, fuck you. (You're not getting our good ladder.)

[TEKnician]

Okay, so I have been bitching up a storm about my mother for who-knows-how-long now, and I think it's only fair if I mention something that I love about her.

How do I explain this? It happened while we were cleaning out the house and we decided to put some stuff on the curb in hopes that people would take it. We started getting to things that we could have feasibly left at the house for the next tenants, and my mother started having this proactive hatred towards the next people. Now, since the house was being foreclosed upon, we have no idea who will end up living there after us. Our conversation went a little something like this:

Me: What about the ladder? Should we leave that here?
Mom: But that's my good ladder!
Me: We can't use it in the apartment.
Mom: Yeah... you're right. Put it on the curb.
Me: We could leave it here in the garage for the future tenants.
Mom: ...fuck them. That's my good ladder.
Me: So it's okay if strange passers by pick it up, but not the next residents.
Mom: You're damn right. Fuck them.

We both couldn't help busting out laughing. I'm glad that out of all this mess, we do still find humor in random shit. It probably doesn't even seem that funny to you guys reading it now, but for us, it was just one of those moments when the absurdity of the situation was downright hysterical.

And hey, you heard it here first: if you're going to move into my old house, fuck you. (You're not getting our good ladder.)

Fuck...ing...hilarious

[ngsilver]

Going to a buffet that has soft serve ice cream for desert. Getting some vanilla, putting chocolate sauce on it, and a bunch of gummy bears. Then letting the whole thing melt in the little bowl, mix, and then watch the disgusted looks on others around me as I eat the soup like mixture.