You and I have the same brand of sarcasm.Mkid wrote:Creative Writing Portfolio do tomorrow and we had an assignment to make a piece of our biggest pet peeves. here is my piece
The polls are in; It is unanimous 100% of us love to be ridiculed, discriminated against and treated unfairly. these polls prove to have a correlation between the number of people who love getting ridiculed and the gay population. 100 years ago the percent of gays was 0 percent. There was not a single gay person. All of us good ol dudes would go to work, gym, get drunk and lay with our lovely ol gales. According to the national survey of sexual health the gay population has risen to a whopping 8%. Gays are a serious topic, just like the 2008 swine flu epidemic. Now a days we must watch everything we do, make sure when we change in the gym we dont have a queer looking at the angle of the dangle (as we know all gay men love all men, point blank, Period).
Marriage is a commitment between a man and a woman that has dated back to pre-historic period. this is a heterosexuals right not a homosexuals privilege. homosexuals will only ruin what marriage means because all homosexual men bounce from man to man like women change clothes. we all know stereotypes are true. Black People love chicken, watermelon, kool-aid and white people cant jump. Do you see any good white basketball players? i don't! Its not like 50 % of marriages in america fail. Divorce is a thing of the past. Once a man and a woman get married, a man and a woman stay married until the day they die. Another thing of the past is fake marriages; People dont get married for citizenship in america. Nor do they have crazy nights in vegas and wake up with a ring on their finger.
Research now says jewish people didnt crucify jesus but the homosexuals did. One reason they found this statement to be true si that the lovely decor jesus was wearing mathes his lovely shoes. the solution to california's and more wifely americas gay infestion is that we are not attacking them enough. Gay teen suicide is on the rise but the gay population isnt shrinking fast enough. We want all the gays to dead in 10 years so our kids wont have to deal with what we are dealing with today.We need to attack them hard. We need to do more cruel and unusual punishment. Capture them, kill anyone that displays public affection with the same sex, Deport them to antarctica and las but centainly not least, tar and feather them. You can also do these things to avoid them. Go out at night(gays hate the night because that's when they all turn into straight and again, they do not want there friends and family seeing them act normally). Avoid manhattan and california at all cost( the gay population in those two areas are through the roof,1 out of every 3 people are gay in those locations). Buy gay repellant at you're local CVS( a special chemical called straightogen). Also to detect any homosexuals in the vicinity bring your gaydar (which you can purchase at any retail store). [these are the ways gays fucked up society at all aspects.]
Although you should REALLY work on your grammar, spelling errors and sentence structure.
