Worst song ever?

Akai Rurouni · Post by **Akai Rurouni** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:10 pm

njijin wrote:Anny thing by
M.C. hamer
vanilla ice
and new kids on the block

Aww, come on. "Can't Touch This" and "Ice, Ice Baby" are pop culture classics! I'm not saying they're good music, but they're great for going "I remember that..."

Stop! Hammer Time! 8)

oldwrench · Post by **oldwrench** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:18 pm

We had plenty in my day.

This one is before your time, sappy singing and, well, read the lyrics for yourself.

Timothy
The Buoys
(Rupert Holmes)

Trapped in a mine that had caved in
And everyone knows the only ones left
Were Joe and me and Tim
When they broke through to pull us free
The only ones left to tell the tale
Were Joe and me

Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go?
Timothy, Timothy, God why don't I know?

Hungry as hell no food to eat
And Joe said that he would sell his soul
For just a piece of meat
Water enough to drink for two
And Joe said to me, "I'll have a swig
And then there's some for you."

Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you
Timothy, Timothy, God what did we do?

I must have blacked out just around then
'Cause the very next thing that I could see
Was the light of the day again
My stomach was full as it could be
And nobody ever got around
To finding Timothy
Timothy...

CerebralAssamite · Post by **CerebralAssamite** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:15 pm

I feel like a woman - Shania Twain *shoots self in head for remembering song*

Lone Wolf · Post by **Lone Wolf** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:10 pm

I really hate that song "What I Am" by, I think, Emma Bunton. Dear God she sounds awful, and she's actually putting effort into it...

Blagh.

DTJB · Post by **DTJB** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:03 pm

Akai Rurouni wrote:(Also, it would be helpful if you define what you mean by "selling out" since the term carries a lot of connotation, but is somewhat ambiguous as to its denotation.)

Well to me, it sounded like she was just changing her musical style to sound like everyone else (Brittney, Christina, any other bleach blond bimbo) and hopefully make bigger record sales in the process, that's basically what I meant. But, I did hear one of her more recent tunes on the radio, so you might be on to something with her experimenting.

Akai Rurouni · Post by **Akai Rurouni** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:15 pm

I'm not familiar with all of Jewel's work, but I know these songs -

"Standing Still" from her previous album is still in her old folk style
"Intuition" from her newest album is similar to Christina Aguilera's songs (in fact I thought is _was_ one when I first heard it), but the lyrics do seem a little smarter at least.
"Stand" from the same album as "Intuition", however, is still folk-like but a little different from her previous music. I might call it 'urban folk' or something like that.

So that's why I'm going to wait and see what she does on her next album.

Dragon123 · Post by **Dragon123** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 6:59 pm

CerebralAssamite wrote:I feel like a woman - Shania Twain *shoots self in head for remembering song*

Hey that a good song. The worst song is this one Irresistible-Jessica Simpsons >:)

Coyote_FH · Post by **Coyote_FH** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:55 pm

Apollonia 6 - "Sex Shooter"

The song sucks major dong, but man those female singers were HOT!! 8)

(FYI, want to know or not, Apollonia 6 was one of Prince's side projects, fronted by one Apollonia Kotero. One or two albums released. 'Nuff said...)

xxDemonRinxx · Post by **xxDemonRinxx** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:10 pm

FoolThemAll wrote:Avril Lavigne's cover of "Chop Suey".

yea that just sucks! it was so sad, and SOAD is one of my fave bands and i was embarassed for them.

the hamster dance song is soooo annoying and its so bad that it has to be the worst song ever!

R-A-N-M-A · Post by **R-A-N-M-A** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:19 pm

ANything By mathew good I just hate that guy, and his music blows big sweaty cock.

NOTE **R-A-N-M-A doesn't consider rap music**