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I got woken up with this call earlier tonight.
Funny Convos
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Niotex
- The Phantom Canine
- Joined: Sun Jun 08, 2003 1:54 pm
- Status: Simply Insane
- Location: Netherlands
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Otohiko
- Joined: Mon May 05, 2003 8:32 pm
Re: Funny Convos
Lol, you sound ridiculously sleepy.
Although for this whole call, I was expecting you to like, flip out on her or something
The Birds are using humanity in order to throw something terrifying at this green pig. And then what happens to us all later, that’s simply not important to them…
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Jadecavy
- Joined: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:23 pm
- Location: Kingston, Ontario
Re: Funny Convos
I lol'd when she thank'd you and just hung up with absolutely no apology. What a bitch.
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Prodigi
- is the conductor.
- Joined: Sat Sep 06, 2003 2:48 am
Re: Funny Convos
Conversation between two of my friends/coworkers (they're dating):
Lynsey [1:06 PM]:
you were hammered you fuck
Kurtis [1:06 PM]:
I WAS CHISLED
BEYOND HAMMERED
MANHAMMERED EVEN
where did manhammered come from btw
Lynsey [1:07 PM]:
you wanted to send an email to a guy called Mohammed who asked for leave, and you were drunk and thought Manhammered suited him better
seriously
Lynsey [1:06 PM]:
you were hammered you fuck
Kurtis [1:06 PM]:
I WAS CHISLED
BEYOND HAMMERED
MANHAMMERED EVEN
where did manhammered come from btw
Lynsey [1:07 PM]:
you wanted to send an email to a guy called Mohammed who asked for leave, and you were drunk and thought Manhammered suited him better
seriously
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hasteroth
- lost the bet
- Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:15 pm
- Status: Neither here nor there
- Location: Around
Re: Funny Convos
so was I lolOtohiko wrote:Lol, you sound ridiculously sleepy.
Although for this whole call, I was expecting you to like, flip out on her or something
<Hacchinya> Stirspeare: ambassador of gaysex
<Stirspeare> Hacchinya: God's own ambassador.
<Stirspeare> Hacchinya: God's own ambassador.
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Moonlight Soldier
- girl with bells
- Joined: Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:45 pm
- Status: Plotting
- Location: Canada
Re: Funny Convos
/totally random/
S: This is my plan for the zombie apocalypse, I'd drive down to Florida and you know that highway to the keys? Once we're sure there's no zombies on the island, we blow it up.
Me: But the zombies could just crawl to you through the water.
S: Zombies can't swim.
Me: They're dead, they just have to crawl.
S: True. But I guess the marine life would take care of them.
Me: BUT THEN WE'D HAVE ZOMBIE SHARKS!!!!!
D: ZOMBIE SHARKS WOULD BE AMAZING!
S: Hmm, I need a new plan ...
S: This is my plan for the zombie apocalypse, I'd drive down to Florida and you know that highway to the keys? Once we're sure there's no zombies on the island, we blow it up.
Me: But the zombies could just crawl to you through the water.
S: Zombies can't swim.
Me: They're dead, they just have to crawl.
S: True. But I guess the marine life would take care of them.
Me: BUT THEN WE'D HAVE ZOMBIE SHARKS!!!!!
D: ZOMBIE SHARKS WOULD BE AMAZING!
S: Hmm, I need a new plan ...
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hasteroth
- lost the bet
- Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:15 pm
- Status: Neither here nor there
- Location: Around
Re: Funny Convos
yeah zombies would just walk along the bottom of the ocean, plus animals will avoid zombies at all costsMoonlight Soldier wrote:/totally random/
S: This is my plan for the zombie apocalypse, I'd drive down to Florida and you know that highway to the keys? Once we're sure there's no zombies on the island, we blow it up.
Me: But the zombies could just crawl to you through the water.
S: Zombies can't swim.
Me: They're dead, they just have to crawl.
S: True. But I guess the marine life would take care of them.
Me: BUT THEN WE'D HAVE ZOMBIE SHARKS!!!!!
D: ZOMBIE SHARKS WOULD BE AMAZING!
S: Hmm, I need a new plan ...
<Hacchinya> Stirspeare: ambassador of gaysex
<Stirspeare> Hacchinya: God's own ambassador.
<Stirspeare> Hacchinya: God's own ambassador.
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aesling
- Mad Scientist
- Joined: Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:55 pm
- Status: Human McNugget
- Location: Wall Rose
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CodeZTM
- Spin Me Round
- Joined: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:13 pm
- Status: Flapping Lips
- Location: Arkansas
- Contact:
Re: Funny Convos
Today at a family gathering.
Uncle: ...and then the goat stepped on my baby chick and then killed it by smashing its guts out.
Me: ...
Family: ...
Sister: BAWWWWWWWW [/runs off crying]
Me: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT OUTLOUD?
Uncle: Well, we're talking about tramatic events from our childhood!
Uncle: ...and then the goat stepped on my baby chick and then killed it by smashing its guts out.
Me: ...
Family: ...
Sister: BAWWWWWWWW [/runs off crying]
Me: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT OUTLOUD?
Uncle: Well, we're talking about tramatic events from our childhood!
