Little Things You've Learned

[Jadecavy]

This was inspired by Joey's topic when I realized that I was trying to post this kind of thing. So basically post things that you've learned over the course of your life but aren't exactly in the textbook.

Weed is a universal currency.

North Americans are completely intolerant of heathens.

[Kariudo]

The vast majority of people can't follow simple instructions

[Kionon]

Buck trees, get apples.

[CodeZTM]

A large number of Americans [I'd guess 50% and up] don't know basic tax law, which is costing them hundreds of thousands of dollars every year in taxes if they attempt to do it themselves.

People are much more easily rude on the phone.

[godix]

Most things do get better if you ignore them. Or at least go away. But the ones that do not will really end up fucking you up.

[wurpess]

When the going gets tough, be annoyingly upbeat and cheerful. It will trick people into thinking things aren't as bad as they really are and inspire them to get their shit together and do what needs to be done. Or it will scare them, and they will leave you the fuck alone.

[Jadecavy]

When the going gets tough, be annoyingly upbeat and cheerful. It will trick people into thinking things aren't as bad as they really are and inspire them to get their shit together and do what needs to be done. Or it will scare them, and they will leave you the fuck alone.

Or it'll get you laid.

Ranking high at the nationals for a card game does not impress girls.

[aerotem]

never order from dominos.

[ngsilver]

The craving for White Castle always seems to outweigh the inevitable aftermath.

[Enigma]

Ignore british pornography