Are you man enough?

Niotex · Post by **Niotex** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:57 pm

This is going to be very simple really. You are going to post a video that try's excruciatingly hard to impress me. In return I give you a op without asking anything in return. Now I've done this a couple of times already and some members might already know whats up. For those of you who don't, I'll try my best to explain it in such terms that even you can understand.

The catch to this whole thing you see is the following. If you fail in delivering the goods I reserve the right to dropkick you in the face. And along with that classify you as a failure of a human being. In short that means I deny you the op and make you cry like a little girl. Now you might say "Aww but what about the noobs who want tap on the shoulder and a cookie?". My answer is simple; If your a noob and/or you're NOT confident about the shit you want to post then for the love of sweet jail bait ass DON'T POST!

Now to add to this a final set of warnings:

A - I have zero tolerance for noobs.
B - I have High to Insanely high standards.
C - I will rip you a new one.
D - "Presets" and "Tut comps" equal instant kills.

People who don't read the initial post and/or just want a quick extra op to enlarge their E-penis can blow me. As I will most likely as stated on warning C "Rip you a new one".

Depending on the video the op might vary from a full rundown to a couple of simple notes. So simply put I reserve the right to make the op as short or long as I please. With that said I have never if not rarely left a op with less then 100 words. So little QC ops are out of the question. Along with that I will stick to only doing 5 ops for now.

So? Are you man/woman enough?

Spoiler :

TwilightChrono · Post by **TwilightChrono** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:27 pm

I'll give it a go.

My A-Kon 2008 Entry:

Niotex · Post by **Niotex** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:03 pm

Thank you so very much for wasting my bandwidth and time. It was very much appreciated. So much even that I'm not even going to waste anymore time on you or this monstrosity of a video. I'll keep it in mind for future reference

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:03 pm

Mitch is racist against Frankensteins. He is not man enough for my video.

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:06 pm

PS - he hates comedy.

Koopiskeva · Post by **Koopiskeva** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:13 pm

Niotex · Post by **Niotex** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:16 pm

I love you guys =3

JaddziaDax · Post by **JaddziaDax** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:02 am

I don't have a penis... i guess not.

Autraya · Post by **Autraya** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:25 am

Yer thread stinks, it doesn't allow for e-bewbs instead of e-penis' :[
unless you are mallable on that point (since we all remember the guy with e-bewbs) you are restricting you potential list of victims to those openly professing to be male regardless of what they actually are.
Don't give me that "there are no girls on the interwebz" crap we both know I'm either female or castrati.

Which tempts me to post and waste more of your bandwidth, since I already know the complete lack of nekked lolli's in my vids are a disapointment for you.

All that aside, if you bend your penis/man rule I'm actually happy to be ripped a new one in an op, (for some people being rough is a turn on

)
seriously tho, it'd be interesting to see what you think on my newest contribution to my waistline and where it went wrong.

Besides the teeth trick is much more impressive than any video I could ever make.

Kitsuner · Post by **Kitsuner** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:31 am

Autraya wrote:if you bend your penis

Now THERE'S a feat!