What Do I DO?

Double O Ninety · Post by **Double O Ninety** » Sun Dec 29, 2002 5:50 pm

Hey! WOMEN AND CHILDREN AREN'T SO SENSITIVE. Anyway, if you act like you really feel sad about your gift, and still get him a good one, he'll feel bad. You can play the guilt. OR, like K said, light his house on fire. Or put o bomb on his car. Or pay a really old, and ugly whore to rape him.

Eh, he'd probably like it.

And Misty, I saw one of your banners today, and liked it, however, GRRR...

My Great Grandmother gave us Milk of Magnesia all the time. It's gross. Now, about 8 years after her death, I am FINALLY able to drink milk again. Laxatives are not a funny thing.

tacooe · Post by **tacooe** » Sun Dec 29, 2002 7:04 pm

What age are you and tell me what boy doesn't like a good hentai......... tenticale phallases or whatever that plural is pertruding this and that orifices'. Ah the splender for someone more sick than me but as a girl they're not really tailored for me are they?

Prank wise there is always the old trick of putting his finger in luke warm water when he's asleep and watching him piss himself if you're old fashioned like me. I myself am not big on revenge takes too much effort so sorry I can't offer anything descent.

Sephiroth98 · Post by **Sephiroth98** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 5:34 pm

its not like i dont ilike hentai, its just that my family is very conservative, they dont like porn that much, but i actually did fill his shampoo with nail polish remover. very funny to see him the next day.

MistyCaldwell · Post by **MistyCaldwell** » Mon Dec 30, 2002 6:18 pm

No no!

All you did was give him highlights. You must make him bald to complete the revenge.

Nah, that's good enough. Either he knows better now or some war has just begun.

Double O Ninety · Post by **Double O Ninety** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 9:28 am

Sephiroth98 wrote:its not like i dont ilike hentai, its just that my family is very conservative, they dont like porn that much, but i actually did fill his shampoo with nail polish remover. very funny to see him the next day.

Did that burn his hair right off? Geez. Besides, you don't pour shampoo on your head, didn't he pour it in his hand first? What if it got in his eye? Are you willing to take that responsibility? Well, at least you got him back, and sorry for the late reply, I've been out.

Mr Pilkington · Post by **Mr Pilkington** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 10:09 am

I say watch it! The hentai compels you.... You can't resist, it's calling.....

"That's it, the foot's down the porn stays!" - Mr. Pilkington

Kracus · Post by **Kracus** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 12:09 pm

MistyCaldwell wrote:Fill their shampoo bottle with nair hair remover.

Or nothing. You can return gifts graciously if they offend you. Whatever you wanna do.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that.

tacooe · Post by **tacooe** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 12:15 pm

Me too. That stuff is dangerous enough in the bottle. If that had of been me you did that to you'd find yourself with some severe bodily harm.

Sephiroth98 · Post by **Sephiroth98** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 8:23 pm

uh.......thats kinda reason i been gone for a while, me and him got in a pretty big fight, and we've both been in the hospital. Hehe........guess i need to work out more huh?

{Yeah, his hands got pretty burnt too, his hair is as white as sephiroths!}

Maniac · Post by **Maniac** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 8:50 pm

Hehe, my type of revenge, no blowing up houses, just a nice prank. I'd of loved to see his face when he started to realize it was burning or when he saw his hair for the first time.