Serpico wrote:I thought we were gonna keep that hand spitting thing as our "LITTLE BEDTIME SECRET".
You know whats gonna happen if the Cheshire Cat finds out you're spitting and "dreaming" in other peoples hands...no soup for you!
Well, you asked for it...
Ah, the idiot. So many of your kind, yet they all produce the same amount of entertainment.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to spell this out for you. You're the "special" one, after all.
And so I give you:
The Idiot: A Study in Ignorance.
"The idiot. Such a peculiar creature. Never has nature produced so ignorant and foolish a creature as this, this 'Serpico.'
"Now watch as the Serpico performs his typical ploy for attention: a strange and foolish ritual known to most as 'making an ass of himself.' The Serpico shoves his opinion in the faces of others and denounces everyone else's word as that of an uneducated fool—how ironic! Then he denounces everyone who stands up for themselves and tries to put him in his proper place as pathetic underlings.
"It is little wonder why the Serpico has all of the food chain against him. Because the Serpico is so low in the food chain, he is afflicted with a severe inferiority complex.
"The Serpico also has an overinflated opinion of himself. He thinks he's God—well, let's see
him walk on water. The Serpico suffers a chronic Napoleon complex as well as his vast inferiority complex, but his remarkable skill at making an idiot of himself in front of dozens of people is so refined that his peers cannot resist the urge to mock and jeer him for his ignorance.
"The Serpico's ignorance is at a pinnacle that will be difficult at best for many species to top. Even the starfish, which lacks a brain and survives by groping around in tidal pools and shallow waters in search of something edible, is capable of reaching far larger intellectual boundaries than the Serpico.
"Darwin's theory of evolution has been proven true, however—the human race
did evolve from primordial bog slime, and the Serpico is proof—he didn't quite evolve all the way. And thus, does this dub the Serpico 'the Missing Link?'
"No...of course not. The Missing Link is supposed to be a primate. But primates are
way too high in the food chain for the Serpico to fit in. He and his kind, the idiots, are down there with the planktons and shrimps—destined to be devoured by bigger and far more powerful creatures. The only problem is, there are billions of planktons, shrimps, and idiots. Oh well—nothing a well-placed comet can't solve.
"The Serpico certainly has nothing for the rest of civilized society to envy, unless all of civilized society wants to be a bunch of raving idiots who all have been deluded into thinking that they're God. But while mankind certainly has its faults, it's not
that bad.
"And so, the Serpico will most likely be devoured by the larger and superior species that adhere to the school of thought that dictates civility, tolerance, and common sense, in keeping with Darwin's theory of 'survival of the fittest.' It would be sad to reflect on the extinction of a species, but then one must keep in mind that the Serpico really deserves what it's getting."
If this fails to get the message across, we'll have to call every big university we can—Serpico's a new breed of stupid.[/b]
