Greatest lines in anime

Arigatomina · Post by **Arigatomina** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:06 pm

Mr Pilkington wrote:Best anime quote ever, and male chauvinism at it's peak:
"Servant women! Get me drying-cloth."

Gotta love it. ^_^ And what would that quote be without:

Bulma, DBZ: Drip dry, you jerk.

Propyro · Post by **Propyro** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 3:00 pm

billy_wires wrote: Yeah, I know, but I wasn't sure if someone would be offended by the swearing or phallic euphamism (so I can't spell, big deal ). In addition, the weird screencaps thread does have gold, but I know a few are fake...

like my atrocious hellsing gif ... yea that was bad ... well if that screen didn't shake it would have been fine.

as for best lines ..

Golden Boy wrote:I WISH I WAS A MOTORCYCLE SEAT!

yea that show's gold alright ... iwonder if they're going to continue it.

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Dead_Pool · Post by **Dead_Pool** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 3:55 pm

My favorites are from

Ghost In the Shell
Major " What the hell was that "
Bato " Just your standard issue Big Gun "

Vampire Hunter D

D " So it Begins" just before all the baddies come for the girl

Shun · Post by **Shun** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 4:07 pm

"Do you think he knows its a circle?" - Heii(sp) from YYH in the english dub while kuabara(another sp:) ) is running away from demon dog things

azulmagia · Post by **azulmagia** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 9:12 pm

From El Hazard:

Jinnai: "I will possess the ancient magic, then I shall be God! An honour which has been denied me far too long!"

Oboe · Post by **Oboe** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:06 pm

That's so irresponsible! At least act like a captain now that we're about
to die! - Lt. Yamamoto. Irresponsible Captain Tylor

A person like me should just fly away! - Osaka, Azumanga Daioh

That's so cute! Mr. Vash is being put into strangle-hold by the children again! - Milly, Trigun

Anyone who introduces himself as the mysterious priest is very
suspicious. - Lina Inverse, Slayers Next.

There's three things in this universe I hate. Animals, children, and women with attitudes. Why is it we have all three conviently located on our ship? - Spike Spiegal, Cowboy Bebop

Someday, we'll shine together. - Utena, Revolutionary Girl Utena

OWWWWWW! MY BUTT!! - Kaneda, Akira (manga)

DANCE! DANCE! YES! I TORMENT YOU! - Hamel, The Violinist of Hameln Movie

Mosquiton: AHH! You can't bite a vampire!
Inaho: Ugh! You're right, you taste awful! - Master of Mosquiton

Celcia: What is WRONG with you, Junpei??
Ritsuko: I've got a list. You want it numerical or alphabetical?
Celcia: Alphabetical! A!
Ritsuko: Abstinine.
Celcia: B?
Ritsuko: A blowhard.
Celcia: C!
Ritsuko: Cocky! - Those Who Hunt Elves

Junpei: Well, how about a nice steak dinner!
Elf: I'm a vegetarian.
Junpei: Well, how about some nice wine?
Elf: I'm clean and sober.
Junpei: Well, how about SEX?
Elf: I'm a lesbain. *to camera* THAT should get him off my back.
Junpei: UGH! That explains EVERYTHING! - Those Who Hunt Elves

Everyone should just die. - Shinji, Neon Genesis Evangelion

The bathroom . . . is that way. Nyaoi. - Haruko, FLCL

Hey! Hey! Lady! Wanna go out?? I smell good and I'm really nice and I've had ALL my shots and . . . - Carrot, Sorcerer Hunters

Quotes from The Shinesmen

"I don’t think her elevator goes to the top floor.”

"She’s one OVA short of a series.”

"Shina, get in the car!

"Shina, get in the portal!”

"Shina, get in the glowing green square.”

"Where’s a shotgun when you need one?"
“I don’t even have a nail file!”

“I can’t die; I have a date with Turkish twins.”

“I have to get my daughter a stuffed fish.”

“Tough words Mr. failed-my-learners-three-times- and-counting.”

“I can’t let her win; she has bad hair!”

“My Montage! I must survive if only to drive her one more time.”

Gaikotsu · Post by **Gaikotsu** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 11:21 pm

"They can't kill off the main character in the first episode!"
-Random bystander, Excel Saga

"No, it's my fault for relying on your aim. . . Hey, I'm a werewolf. I'm immortal remember? It's just a little hole in my head."
-Batanen, Hyper Police (after being shot in the head by his partner.)

"Love can grow without breasts!"
-Hanagata, Saber Marionette J

Satomi · Post by **Satomi** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 1:35 am

"If you aren't remembered, then you never existed" Arisu

"If you can hear it, it is speaking to you... and if you can see it, it is yours to have..." - Lain

"What's wrong with running away from reality if it sucks?" Shinji

Kurama: And all this time we thought you were strategist. Really you're just a lucky fool.
Yusuke: Hey watch it fox boy! What's that word mean anyway?
Kurama: A strategist is someone that uses his brain.
Yusuke: Hey!

Hiei: With Kurama injured, we only have three fighters and one of them is completely useless.
Kuwabara: Hey shorty, don't be so hard on yourself.
Yusuke: I think he's talking about you Kuwabara.

Yusuke: Do you mind, mom, we're kinda in the middle of something.
Atsuko: What's so important that you can't tell your own mother about it?
Yusuke: No, it's not what you think!
Atsuko: What happened to Kayko? I thought she was your girlfriend.

And this one is a personal favorite.....

"Look at me! I'm committing suicide!" *laughs evilly* - Cyber Lain

B3 · Post by B3 » Sun Nov 02, 2003 4:24 am

Since I can, I'm going to open this list up with one of my fav quotes from anything sense it is so cool...

Final Fantasy Unlimited Episode 4:
Lisa-"Kaze Stop! You're destroying everthing with every shot! Don't you care about the Comodien's ideals?!"
Kaze-"I know not of any morals or ideals! To see the end of this man... That is what I live for! No matter the cost to the world! No matter how much blood is spilt! I DON'T CARE!"
Lisa-"And you call yourself Human?!"

Final Fantasy 9:
*Zidane climbs up the ladder under Garnet, and while looking down accidentily graps her buttox*
Zindane-"oooo... soft...

"

Hellsing Episode 3:
Alucard-"You defile this place!"
Anderson-"I bless this house! So creatures like you can't use their cheap... black... magic!"

End of Evangelion:
Shinji-"God I'm so Fucked up..."

Love Hina Manga Vol. 1:
Shinobu-"Actually I didn't see anything, it was too small to notice..."
Keitaro-"You're not helping...

"

Hellsing Episode 5:
Yani-"This goes out to that whore of a bitch Hellsing! I highly suggest pissing your pants, cowering in the corner, or praying to your impudent God! Cause the Valentine Brothers are in the house tonight! THANK YOU LONDON! WE LOVE YOU GOODNIGHT!!!

"

Tenchi Universe Episode 3:
Ryoko-"Tenchi and I made love and thats how I got this baby...

"
Aeka-"

Made...Love...!?"

And there are many more that I like, but I don't think there is enough room on the forum for them all...

Atheism · Post by **Atheism** » Sun Nov 02, 2003 5:01 am

*Gundam Wing Spoiler*

It's only good in context, but I love it in Endless Waltz when Zechs says,
"I will not allow the world to create another Miliardo Peacecraft."